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Randy Rivera

112 Bob Evans Lane

Sausageville, Idaho 35678

 

Objective: To become an entry-level product tester with an emphasis on sausage.

 

Education:

            Sausageville Community College GPA 3.5 (out of 2.0)

·        Majored in pig waste products and distribution

·        President of the bacon fraternity

·        Member of Pig Pig Pig Honor Society

Sausageville High School

·        Graduated in the middle of my class

·        Excelled in “lunch”

Qualifications:

            Hardees Restaurant

·        Created the sausage biscuit

·        Fired due to slobbering on sausage biscuits

McDonalds Restaurant

·        Created the sausage McMuffin

·        Fired due to slobbering on sausage McMuffin

Taco Bell

·        Created the Sausage Quesidilla

·        Fired due to creating the sausage quesidilla

Maury’s Pig Farm

·        Became supervisor of sausage links in 6 months

·        Fired due to lude acts performed with sausage links

Interests

·        chasing pigs covered with oil

·        Raquetball