Randy Rivera
112 Bob Evans Lane
Sausageville, Idaho 35678
Objective: To become an entry-level product tester with an emphasis on sausage.
Education:
Sausageville Community College GPA 3.5 (out of 2.0)
· Majored in pig waste products and distribution
· President of the bacon fraternity
· Member of Pig Pig Pig Honor Society
Sausageville High School
· Graduated in the middle of my class
· Excelled in “lunch”
Qualifications:
Hardees Restaurant
· Created the sausage biscuit
· Fired due to slobbering on sausage biscuits
McDonalds Restaurant
· Created the sausage McMuffin
· Fired due to slobbering on sausage McMuffin
Taco Bell
· Created the Sausage Quesidilla
· Fired due to creating the sausage quesidilla
Maury’s Pig Farm
· Became supervisor of sausage links in 6 months
· Fired due to lude acts performed with sausage links
· chasing pigs covered with oil
· Raquetball