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The Satanic Lawn Gnome

Hmm... So you have arrived... The Process is under way. If you do not like Invader Zim-type humor, this is not a safe place for you. If you have not been exposed to any of the work of Jhonen Vasquez, find some ASAP, or leave. If you do not comply... I know where you sleep. Don't be surprised to wake up to me ripping off various parts with a meat hook one day...

Er, anyway, if anyone actually visits, then, do not lose hope - if people come, I will know, and work faster. And if you come, and I work hard, and you don't come back, I will do extremely violent things to you. Eventually this will have kind of generally humorous things, including my rants, and um, interesting... stuff...

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