11 26 2002
Dear John,
(That is so original...) Greetings! I am still saying "HI" to you from Phoenix, and I am still Julia... as in Wicked Radio now better known as Vampire Television, or VTV- "We Suck!"

This is quite important, thus I will try to get to the point... which brings you and I back to our first conversation, August of 2000. If you recall, I spoke briefly with you early one morning vaguely introducing my purpose as follows:
I meant to ask you with whom I might wish to address concerning the project I bring, without crossing the line between unsolicited aspect and the unprotected intellectual property involved.
My words had generally been, "I can't explain this without going into the spectrum of details necessary and the short version will at first glance seem unrelated to you and yours... at this time."
Your response humored me, something like, "This is something I don't really understand but it sounds nothing like what we do here."
I said nothing, but my thoughts sounded like, "Wow! That is what I just said! He actually got it perfectly right... and doesn't even know it."
But your implications left me with the image you created that day, which said that you spoke for Sharon and Sharon wouldn't be interested. So for over two years now, I have not mentioned this again to you because I had work (a lot of work) to do to get to this moment.

Hopefully, this message begins to explain why I am here once more. Because you were my first contact with this office, have outlasted anyone else I have ever contacted there (calls limited to information pertaining to the OzzFest tour), and because you are actually reading this right now, this means we meet once more at the crossroads.

So, in short, I would like to inquire of you what will now be my proper procedure for presenting this opportunity to you and yours. Of course, I have again left out details which might fall into that category of non-solicited legalism.
Ironically... because I would like to be given audience with the great and powerful Oz's Divine staff, I come with an eye toward that legal umbrella protection your team retains and for me, represents.
"Have your people call my people."
"But I don't have any people..."
"Well, get some people and get back to me."

This moment then might be as simple as you and I setting up some "appointment" or as complex our dialogue would certainly become to explain. And yet still with no real agreement between us for non-disclosure, or percentages, or backend or foriegn distribution rights, and so on...- This catch-22 is spiraling endlessly...

I KNOW!!! ...that once you see the dynamics of this Project, you will share in my excitement of all it represents! As you realize its importance and calculate its potential, you will certainly understand my vague approach as of now (the only way I might remain concise). Only then might I name the products, which automatically means interest by Sharon and the lawyers if only in its licensing aspect.

Between you and I, though, what I bring to your table might best be described as the puzzle pieces which will make up the Big Picture. And this picture appears to be the next aeon's conceptual dogma marrying rock and roll to a religion of comedy. A Divine priority for all the kids to come, who prove that "John in Concert" is supposed now supposed to be more popular than church. "Jesus, has left the building..."

Or, shall I say... hey, John... come on. We're on our way to the Dark Side of Oz.... and to get there, you must follow the randy brick road.
Here hints that which is to come...

thanks again,

julia

PS: Don't make me remind you that I requested interviews with the "kids" (Jack, Kelly and the one not so scene) in August of 2000, which you knew wouldn't be possible but that proves just how ahead of my time I was.
And I won't bring up the fact that I still haven't figured out which scene in which Osbournes show you are seen. If you don't know still (since at the time I asked, you hadn't actually watched the show... I heard you claim), and if you won't send me a picture, then I will just have to settle for the face to face when you tell me to be there.

(ten years ago, Lemmy offered to introduce me to Sharon and I actually declined this offer... I will tell you why later)

If you are so inclined, please acknowledge that you received this message.

IMPORTANT!! The two pictures at the top of this page link to part one and two of the Mad Hatter Proposal, which was created on March 24, 2000, took four months to make (I had to teach myself how to use my system which is made up of consumer use equipment, free software, and only half capable of doing what is being required of it) Bye and thanks again for your time.

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