Voice: LIVE FROM HQ, IT'S ... THE HUGGBEES SHOW!!
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I LIKE pink fluffy bunnies!
Pink fluffy bunnies are CUTE!
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Shelti: *waves lightsabre* Hi everyone!
Stick: Hello. Hey, how come you have a lightsabre?
Shelti: Because I stole it from Anakin, remember?
Stick: Oh yeah.
Shelti: ANYway, I have a few announcements to make. First of all, I'm SO sorry this episode has been SO late in arriving. Really, I am. I don't like stuff that never gets updated, and I'm starting to do that. ;_; Again, I'm really really sorry. Secondly, there have been a few changes with my muses. Tom is no longer my fiancee, but simply my muse. James' name has been changed to Milan-Jahari, so I'll call him either one I wish, and he's now a Demon. ^_^; Finally, I've decided to tailor The Huggbees Show! so that it now brings on only Star Wars guests. With some exceptions -- we will have guest stars, don't worry. I still want to have Tom on the show.
*a pause*
Shelti (cont.): Well, now that that's over and done with, on with the show!
Stick: Please welcome... Obi-Wan Kenobi!!
*Jahari and Tom drag on old Obi-Wan Kenobi and sit him in a chair*
Obi-Wan: Dammit, just when I thought everything was peaceful, I get abducted. And I'm DEAD!
Shelti: HIIIIII!!!!
Obi-Wan: *jumps* GAH!
Stick: Hello! *to Shelti* Say, if he's dead, how can he be here?
Shelti: Uhhhhh... Well, um, you see, there's actually a funny story about that...
Stick: Never mind, I don't want to know.
Obi-Wan: o_O; What is going on?
Shelti: You're on The Huggbees Show!
Obi-Wan: The what?
Shelti: *slowly* Hu-gg-be-es Sh-ow.
Obi-Wan: Yes, yes, but what IS it?
Stick: Where we take Star Wars characters like you and ask them questions.
Obi-Wan: Star Wars characters?
Stick: Yes.
Obi-Wan: *blink blink* What are those?
Shelti: *points* You. And your friends and enemies.
Obi-Wan: Oh. What's a Star Wars?
Shelti and Stick: *look at each other* *look at Obi-Wan* Shut up.
Stick: We're asking the questions around here, okay?!
Obi-Wan: Yes, ma'am.
Stick: Much better.
Shelti: Let's get to it! Okey-dokey, Obi-Wan, Leap of Fate asks, "Is being a strict Jedi frustrating? *wink wink nudge nudge*"
Obi-Wan: ...What?
Shelti: You know... *wink wink nudge nudge*
Obi-Wan: ...
Stick: *wink wink nudge nudge*
Obi-Wan: I don't get it.
Both: *look at each other and sigh*
Stick: You're hopeless. Shadow13 asks, "When you're fighting Darth Vader and see Luke Skywalker in the first movie, how come you just let him hit you? I mean, you could have easily kicked his arse!!!!"
Obi-Wan: *thinks* I did it ... because ... I did it! That's why!
Shelti: Could you be more specific?
Obi-Wan: Uhhhh...
Shelti: Pleeeeeeease?
Obi-Wan: Errrr... To show him the strength of the Force? And I knew he'd need me later on, but in the Afterlife.
Stick: But I thought there was no Afterlife.
Obi-Wan: There isn't.
Stick: Then how could you...?
Shelti: CONFUZZLING!
Obi-Wan: I do not know.
Shelti: Moving on! Pyro Falcon asks --
Pyro: *pops on* Can I have the little braid-y thing? I want to BURN it! *Spirit duplicate of Pyro Falkon starts laughing and pulls out spirit duplicate of lighter* Burn! Burn! BURN!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*Pyro Falkon starts spraying spirit duplicate of Pyro Falkon with Ghosts-Begone (Guaranteed to work for 24 minutes or your money back! That is, I guarantee you'll want your money back, but I don't care)*
Pyro: GO AWAY! *Takes out HER lightsaber and plays with the blade* I like orange things...... *realizes how long the email has gotten* Oops. Bye! *pops off*
All: ....
Obi-Wan: *clutches head* NO, you CANNOT burn my hair!!
Shelti: THAT WAS CONFUZZLING!
Stick: Confuzzling, Shelt?
Shelti: Yes.
Stick: Oooookaaay... Algold asks, "Obi-Wan, how do you feel now that you know you were the guardian of a future Darth Vader?"
Obi-Wan: Stupid.
Shelti: *hugs him* Don't feel stupid! No one could know! Except for those who saw the Original Trilogy first...
Obi-Wan: What?
Shelti: Oh, there was this movie series made about the whole ordeal, and it came out before the thing about Anakin Skywalker did, which is actually rather funny, and --
Stick: *slaps her hand across Shelti's mouth*
Obi-Wan: What? What's a movie? Do you mean I could have known about this whole thing and never made the mistake? What are you talking about? Huh?
Stick: *growl*
Obi-Wan: *jumps* Yes, you ask the questions, yes, ma'am.
Stick: Good boy.
Shelti: *takes Stick's hand off her mouth* "Did you have a thing for Qui-Gon?" asks Mistygirl01.
Obi-Wan: *sobs* QUI-GON!!
Shelti: *pats* There, there. He's not dead. He just stopped living!
Stick: *rolls eyes*
Shelti: So, DID you have a thing for him...?
Obi-Wan: WHAT? HOW DID YOU -- I mean, no, no I didn't.
Shelti: *holds up sign that says, "Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon"*
Stick: I thought you hated slash.
Shelti: Not anymore! ^_^
Stick: Right... "Exactly what have you been doing all this time out in the desert?" asks Yantor 88.
Shelti: YANNY! ^_^
Obi-Wan: That information is classified.
Stick: Dang.
Obi-Wan: *looks at Shelti* o.O
Stick: *looks at Shelti* -.-;
Shelti: *is bouncing around singing "The Song that Never Ends"*
Obi-Wan and Stick: ...
Stick: *hits Shelti* HELLO! We have a SHOW to do?!
Shelti: Oh yeah! Um, Obi-Wan, I wrote you a poem.
Obi-Wan: Cool.
Shelti: You wanna hear it?
Obi-Wan: Yes.
Stick: Let's!
Shelti: ^_^ "There once was a Jedi named Obi
Who thought that he was very homely,
Said he, " 'My beard has lice,
And my boots have mice,
And I don't even own a small comb-y!' "
Stick: *claps*
Obi-Wan: Hey! That poem offended me! I think I am a very handsome man, thank you very much.
Shelti: Say, DOES your beard have lice?
Obi-Wan: No. And I DO own a comb. Well, I did, before I died.
Shelti: Ooooh.
Stick: Now I get to ask a question. Obi-Wan, when you were killed by Darth Vader, you ... vanished. Why is that? Do all Jedi do that?
Obi-Wan: To answer your second question, no. Remember Qui-Gon, right? He didn't vanish.
Stick: True.
Obi-Wan: And to answer your first question, I have no idea. Maybe it's because I wanted him to kill me, I don't know.
Shelti: CONFUZZLING!
Stick: Shelti, just what exactly does "confuzzling" mean, anyway?
Shelti: CONFusing and pUZZLING. There's also "confuzzwildering" which is confusing, puzzling, and bewildering.
Stick: Ah.
Obi-Wan: O.o
Shelti: One last question!
Stick: Oh no.
Shelti: *sidles up* Oooobii?
Obi-Wan: *apprehensively* Y-es?
Shelti: *in his ear* SAY HUGGBEES!
Obi-Wan: *jumps* GAH! Why would I say that?
Shelti: It makes you HAPPY!
Obi-Wan: Huggbees. How is that supposed to make me happy?
Shelti: It makes ME happy! =D
Obi-Wan: Okay then...
Stick: Well, folks, that's all the time we have for today! Join us next time when we tor -- erm, feature... Padmè Amidala!
Shelti: Bye! *waves*