Voice: LIVE FROM HQ, IT'S … THE HUGGBEES SHOW!!
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I LIKE pink fluffy bunnies!
Pink fluffy bunnies are CUTE!
Yay PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES!!!
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Shelti: Too late.
Stick: I am soooo gonna get you for this
Shelti: ^_^ You'll get your own back soon, I'm sure. *to audience* Anyway, hi everyone!
Stick: Damn right I will! *grumpily* hello
Shelti: Welcome back to The Huggbees Show! Ignore Stick here, she's just hot (as in temperature).
Stick: *sticks tongue out at Shelti*
Shelti: Before we bring on our next guest, THE OFFERS ARE IN! And Leap of Fate gets Legolas!!
Stick: *grumbles incoherently*
Shelti: Come on out, Leap!
Leap: *blowing kisses*thank you, thank you
Shelti: *waves* HI LEAP!!!!!!
Stick: Get him and go away *looks on the verge of tears*
Leap: HEY SHELT! Don't mind if i do! (Grabs Legolas) LEGGY! MY ICKLE LEGGY BABY! *cries* this is the best day EVER
*James drags out Legolas*
Stick: Excuse me *runs offstage*
James: *to Legolas* Be glad. It could be worse.
Leap: I'm so HAPPY
Legolas: I'm so NOT.
Shelti: …Where'd you pick that up?
Leap: ah, its not so bad, I already have my Leggy action figure, Leggy standee and Leggy Burger King model to keep you company! EEEE *excited squeal*
Shelti: Okay, now for the next part of our deal! Pay up. *holds out hand*
Leap: *gives Shelti a wheelbarrow of chickens dipped in cheese*
Shelti: Yay! Thank you! Well, we gotta get on with the show now. Bye Leap! Stick, come back here! *runs off*
Leap: Ibbi everyone! *drags Leggy away*
Stick: No! *sounds like she's crying*
Shelti: *drags Stick back on* *hugs Stick* There, there. That was only a clone Legolas.
Stick: *sniffs* where's the real one?
Shelti: *whispers something in Stick's ear*
Stick: Say what? No way!
Shelti: Way.
Stick: *Cackles evilly* Oh yes, my preciousssss, we haves him now *coughs* gollum! gollum!
Shelti and James: O_O
Stick: *ahem!* Sorry people, where were we?
James: I was just leaving. *walks off*
Stick: Bye Fuzz-boy!
James: *sticks head in* Why are you calling me that? Do I look fuzzy to you?
Stick: Don't push me or I'll make you that way!
James: V_V Fine.
Shelti: ANYway, today's guest lives in a pineapple under the sea! Absorbant and yellow and porous is he! He's … SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!
*random people drag out Spongebob and plunk him in a chair*
Shelti: YAY SPONGEBOB!!!!
Stick: Howdy Spongebob!
Spongebob: o.O Umm… hi?
Shelti: HIIIIII!!!!!!!
Spongebob: O.o Who are you?
Shelti: My name's Shelti!
Stick: Are you frightened?
Spongebob: No, not really. Unless one of you is Plankton in disguise.
Plankton: *pops up randomly* MWUAHAHAHAHAA!!! SOON THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!
Stick: You should be, I know what hunts you.
Spongebob: Not … ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMEN?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick: *steps on Plankton* Right, shall we go on?
Shelti: *is already giggling insanely* Okay.
Spongebob: o.o
Stick: What's the first question Shelt?
Shelti: Our first question comes from Miss Piglet, my sister. *waves* HI PIGGY!
Piggy: DON'T CALL ME PIGGY!
Shelti: Okay, Piggy! She asks, "What's the relationship between you and Sandy?"
Spongebob: We're friends. And why are you asking me these questions? And I still don't know who you are.
Stick: We're your worst nightmare! *grins evilly*
Spongebob: YOU ARE ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMEN!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelti: Uhhhh… no. I'm Shelti, and this is Stick. We're the hosts of this show, on which we take people like you, from Bikini Bottom and stuff, and ask you questions. And you HAVE TO ANSWER!!!!
Spongebob: Oh.
Shelti: Soooo… Stick?
Stick: Why a Pineapple? Why not live in a normal house like everyone else?
Spongebob: I like my pineapple. It's big and fruity, and besides, it's right next to my two best friends.
Shelti: NO jokes, Sticky.
*sudden laughter comes from offstage*
Stick: *pouts* alright.
Spongebob: What was that?
Shelti: I take it James just found something amusing, eh, Sticky?
*more laughter*
Stick: Stop calling me Sticky!
Shelti: Okay, Sticky.
Stick: Grrrr… *room shakes*
James: *offstage* HA! STICKY!!! HA HA HAAA!!!!
Spongebob: Who IS that guy?
Shelti: You don't wanna know. And, Stick, stop making the room shake.
Stick: Jeez, sorry!
Shelti: Our next question comes from Crazy for Life, who asks, "Why do you run around in your underwear?"
Spongebob: I run around in my underwear?
Shelti: Apparently.
Stick: O_o
Spongebob: I don't. I wear my square pants! That's why my name is…
Spongebob and Shelti: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
Stick: Oh dear Elbereth, save me.
Shelti: Before we ask our next question, I'd like to make an announcement.
Stick: This wasn't in the notes!
Shelti: It is now. *calls backstage* Bring him out!
James: *drags out Tom Riddle* Here ya go.
Tom: AAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stick: Oh no
Spongebob: Who're you?
Tom: *sees Spongebob* AAUGHHHHHH-- *gets whacked by Shelti* Umm… hi?
Shelti: This, everyone, is Tom Riddle, also known as Lord Voldemort!
Tom: *waves* Hi.
Stick: What is the point of this exactly?
Shelti: Don't you know?
Spongebob: Yeah… what?
Shelti: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!
Stick: GAH!! NOW???
Shelti: *laughs* No, not now! Later! Episode eleven or something.
Spongebob: Cool.
Stick: Phew!
Shelti: *hugs Tom* My wittle Voldiekins!
James: *falls over laughing*
Tom: *glares at James*
Arloth: I don't get it.
Shelti: Okay, announcement over! Show now! Bye Tom! Bye James! Bye Arloth!
Stick: Hey! My poor Arloth!
James: *drags Tom off*
Shelti: I guess Arloth can stay for a bit.
Stick: YAY!!!
Shelti: Anywhoo, I've got a question for Spongebob!
Spongebob: Yay.
Shelti: Will you sing The Fun Song with me? Please?
Spongebob: Okay!
Both: *sing*
F! Is for friends that do stuff together,
U! Is for 'u' and me,
N! Is for 'nything, at 'nytime at all,
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Shelti: Sing with us, Stick!
Stick: Arloth… *Arloth stands and bares his fangs* No singing!
Shelti and Spongebob: Gah! *fall over*
Stick: Good boy Arloth, heal! *Arloth sits by the chair* Good boy!
Spongebob: Awwww… One more verse? Please?
Shelti: Yes!
Arloth: *growls* no!
Both: *sing anyway*
F! Is for frolicking through all the flowers,
U! Is for ukelele,
N! Is for nose-pickin', shairing gum, and sand-lickin'
Here with my best buddy!
Shelti: That's fun!
Spongebob: Literally!
Both: *laugh*
Stick and Arloth: *groan*
Shelti: ^_^ You ask the next question, Stick!
Stick: How comes the starfish you live next door to lives under a rock and not get squished?
Spongebob: *shrugs* He's a starfish. Starfish don't have spines.
Shelti: Very good point.
Stick: Ah, okay.
Shelti: My next question also concerns Patrick. Spongebob, is there anything going on between you two?
Spongebob: What? No! Whatever gave you that idea?
Shelti: What about Squidward?
Spongebob: No! I'm single!
Shelti: Let's move on.
Spongebob: Okay!
Stick: Where to?
Shelti: Another question! Or a commercial!
***COMMERCIAL***
***WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.***
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Shelti: …Okay, I guess we aren't having a commercial then.
Stick: Dang.
Spongebob: What now?
Shelti: More questions! Well, two more.
Spongebob: Okay!
Stick: Do you have a nickname or something? Your name is really long.
Spongebob: Well, you can call me Sponge I guess, or S. B. because Pearl calls me that sometimes.
Shelti: Sounds good, S. B. What about Bob? Can we call you that?
Spongebob: I dunno.
Piggy: HEY! DON'T USE MY NAME!!
Shelti: Oh yeah, that's my sister's name…
Stick: I thought it was Piggy.
Shelti: It is, but I call her Bob.
Stick: O_o
Shelti: Anyway, one more question to go!
Spongebob: Okay!
Shelti: Spongebob, will you say huggbees for us? It's fun to say!
Stick: Is this a running gag or something?
Shelti: I prefer to think of it as a tradition. So, Sponge, say huggbees!
Spongebob: Huggbees. Hey, it is fun to say! HUGGBEES!!
Shelti and Spongebob: HUGGBEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Stick: *sighs* You're all nuts.
Shelti: Well, that's all the time we have for today. The next person up is … OBI-WAN KENOBI!! So e-mail your questions for the Jedi Knight!
Stick: *waves* See ya!
Shelti: Bye! And say huggbees every day for happiness!!