Elven Group Therapy

EPISODE 1
THE FANGIRL MENACE

THERE IS UNREST IN THE FANFIC WORLD. THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF NYQUIL. A TYPE OF CHARACTER,
LONG THOUGHT OF AS SIMPLY A NUISANCE, HAS SUDDENLY BECOME A SERIOUS THREAT TO EVERY
CANON IN EXISTANCE.THIS CHARACTER IS A SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, SMART, OVERALL PERFECT OC --
USUALLY FEMALE -- THAT THREATENS DESTRUCTION TO THE ENTIRE CANON BY FIENDISH WAYS.
NORMALLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND MAKING HIM FALL IN LOVE
WITH HER. THIS CHARACTER IS KNOWN AS SIMPLY . . . MARY SUE. AUTHORS ARE DEVIDED ON THE
SUBJECT OF WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS NEW THREAT. SOME SAY LEAVE IT BE; OTHERS URGE
ABOLISHMENT.

IN AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND THE MARY SUE AND ALL IT IMPLIES, THE SPIRIT SHELTIGRRL
MOONFIRE HAS BEGUN AN EXPERIMENT, ONE TO STUDY THE SUE AND HER WAYS. NOT ONLY TO STUDY,
BUT TO . . . WELL, EXPERIMENT ON. (DUH) REALISING SHE NEEDS A PARTNER (BESIDES THE
MUSES) SHE SENDS OUT A CALL FOR SOMEONE TO HELP HER. SOMEONE SMART, BRAVE, QUICK-
THINKING AND QUICK ON HIS FEET, AND MOST OF ALL, WITH A STOMACH (OR BRAIN, DEPENDING
ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT) OF IRON.

WHAT SHE GETS . . . IS CHRIS PODIMA.