The Insanity Test
Find out how insane you are with greeny3's insanity test!
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Do you consider yourself sane?
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Are you willingly taking this test?
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Do you ever talk to plants?
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Do you ever talk to animals?
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Do you ever talk to walls?
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Do you ever talk to yourself?
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Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with a garden Gnome?
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Do you ever hear voices in your head(s)?
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If so do you ever talk back to the voices in your head?
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Do you often do you understand what the voice is talking about?
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Have you ever been sent to a mad house?
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have you ever attempted to lick you elbow?
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Have you ever bet everything you own on a game of tiddly winks?
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Do you enjoy setting things on fire?
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If yes do you prefer them to be alive?
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Did a leprechaun tell you to do it?
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Do you find the though of poking teletubbies amusing?
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Are you going to answer no to this question?
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Do you think your an Alien?
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Are you an Alien?
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Have you ever attempted to make a profit out of licking wallpaper
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Do people tend to stare at you?
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Do people laugh at you while your not listening
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Have you ever become obsessed by something like a frying pan?
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Have you ever used a telephone directory for bedtime reading?
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Have you ever insisted your a woman?
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Have you ever insisted your a man?
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Would you be shocked to hear that Santa isnt real?
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Do you give things names? e.g Car, Socks, Marzipan man, Sister
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Have you ever wondered what the name 'anna' spelled backwards is?
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Are you going to name you children after potatoes, e.g spudnick
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Do you find strange words like 'Digeridoo' funny?
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Do you plan to be a goldfish when you grow up?
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Do you avoid walking under ladders?
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Do you purposely walk under ladders to show that you are not superstitious?
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Do you ever change the subject to something completly different in the middle of a sentence
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Do you ever forget what you are saying in the middle of a sentance?
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Are you obsessed with death?
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Were you a famous or important person in a past life?
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Have you ever pretended you a car?
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Do you sometimes have very violent urges?
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Do you refuse to believe things if they are not scientifically proven?
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Do you completly believe in something which has been scientifically proven?
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Do you refuse to believe in anything but yourself?
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When you are bored do you sometimes light matches or candles just to watch them burn?
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When you are bored do you sometimes set fire to people or animals just to watch them burn?
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Have you ever done maths for fun?
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Does the voice in your head tell you to do bad things
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Do you watch little childrens cartoons?
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Have you ever set fire to anything/anyone with a magnifying glass?
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Do you have a strong fear of something which you know is not going to hurt you?
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Are you the kind of person who puts used matches back into the matchbox?
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Are you the kind of person who gets really annoyed with people who put used matches back in the box?
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Is there a little red man sitting on you sholder telling you to hunt me down and eat my head?
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Does one of your legs do a different thing than the other leg sometimes?
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Do you hibernate for half of the year?
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Do you believe in killing off the weak to move forward in evolution?
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Do you eat sardines then rub the sunflower oil into you skin and hope you will become fire proof?
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Are you worried about the result of this test?
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Are you purposely lying to conceal your mental instability or stability?
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Have you ever tasted a mosquito wipe?
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do you wish you had a lower score?
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Do you take lots of tests lie this
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Have you ever purposely tried to lower your Insanity test score?
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Have you ever tried to make an insanity test?
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Do you think i should make this thing into a book?
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Have you ever used the Insanity test as a shopping list?
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Have you ever opened the back of your television to let all the little people out?
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Have you ever tried to check if the light is still on when the fridge door is closed?
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Does it still worry you that the little man that turns the light on will get cold?
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Are you afraid of having your picture taken?
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When listening to yourself on audio tape do you refuse to believe that it is you?
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Do you dislike seeing yourself on video?
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Do you consider most of the people you know as completely mad?
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Are they?
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Did you answer differently to the last two questions?
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Have you ever taken an IQ test and believed the results were higher than they hould have been?
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Have you taken this test seriously so far?
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Are you afraid to do this test in front of lots of other people?
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Have you ever purposely watched a film more than five times?
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Have you ever purposely watched a film more than five times in one day?
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Were your answers to the above two questions the same?
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Do you tell jokes and get scared when other people laugh at them?
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Do you hit yourself when you get nervous?
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Do you hit yourself when you tell jokes?
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Do people hit you when you tell jokes?
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Do people laugh when you hit yourself?
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Is this the last question?
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