ELF HO AMI!!!!

My name is Ami. FLY BIRD FLY. GRANPAPPYS FLIPPIN CARTWHEELS!! My favorite band is Orgy. THEY RULE!!! PAIGE IS MINE.. so back off.. please. I was born in July, in the early part, which makes me infect people like the cancer that i am. : ) My favorite things to do are play guitar, watch the wizard of Oz, freak out over Oompa Loompas (short people in an elite cult, mommy please save me...), going to rock concerts (that includes everything considered alternative except for rap... I dont know if rap counts as alternative but yea.....), listening to music, painting, writing poetry, and hanging out with my beautiful people. ECNALUBMA!!! Im engaged. Yea. i get married on 4-20 of some year. I often find myself stealing books from school, stealing hospital gowns from hospitals, stealing popcorn bags from Tracy, and... many other useless things that I really don't need. I have a problem. No, I can't be saved. HES A SWINGER!!! Are you gonna eat those Zingers? I LIKE WINGER!!!

I had a stick in my eyebrow, but now I have a ring in my face instead. Its pretty. I also have my labret pierced. Im a pyro. I throw flammable materials onto flames just to see how much fire I can get. My carpet has burn scars. My eyes are blue, my hair is naturally blond, but it is currently everything but. My hair is always changing colors. Black pink brown purple red.... so many. It looks spankerific. Josh says I have no blond in my hair, and Tracy says I have sandy blond, either way I will continue to hide the evils of the blondness that I AM!!!!

When I grow up I'm funna be a rockstar. Or realistically a dominatrix porn star. ok maybe a photographic journalist. M'yes, pee pee. I love me. OK??? OH MY BOB!!!!! I love Josh. He's so spiffy and hot and... funny. Yea. So anyways, smack an ass, smack my bitch up, I am the booger worm Ami, and Im out!

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