Jenno Has A Dream

Kids these days. They have no respect for others. Well, Jen... she just hates guys. Lets show you by the random ramblings that happened at a nice party... where we got bored, and Teresa wrote down these things. Are you ready? ☼ If you want your room painted green and he wants the room orange, don't give him sex for a week and I guarantee the room will be green by the next day. ☼ I don't believe anything a guy says. If he says he walked 1000 miles to see me, I know he got a bus ride there. *snort* ☼ Love is an excuse for sex. ☼ Don't trust guys. Don't believe anything they say. They'll just use you then dump your ass like trash. ☼ Teresa: You are a feminist! Jen: No I like boys, well naked boys. ☼ Jen: I'm a super virgin! Us: What's that?! Jen: I'm not only a virgin, I've never even done anything. No hands have been near my butt or crotch.. ever. ☼ Deer don't have emotions. ☼ At least you aren't popping Viagra in the kitchen. ☼ This one time I tried to eat a razor.... Then this other time I fell in a pot hole and got bit by a guinea pig. ☼ If you aren't gay when you go in, you will be when you come out... or a little messed up in the head.