Here you go the pointless questions you crave . Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway? How can Hawaii have an Interstate? If I throw a cat out a car window while driving, does it become "Kitty Litter"? Why do we call things that are sent by ship "cargo", but things sent by car "shipments"? Why doesn't Super Glue stick to the bottle? If I put a CD on my CD Player upside-down, will it play backwards? Why are rabbits feet considered lucky? The rabbit had four of them and it's still dead. Why don't they make the whole airplane out of the stuff they use to build the little black box? It always survives. Speaking of airplanes, why do they have floatation devices under the seats? Wouldn't parachutes make more sense? Why do we call it a "Hot Water Heater"? Hot water doesn't need heated. Why do we call them "Buildings"? They're already built. Why do we call them "Apartments" when they are so close together? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what does that say about Humanitarians? Why do they call them a "Pair" of underwear when you only wear one? And for that matter, why do they call it a bra, when it's holding a pair? In football, why do they call them "Running Backs", when they're always running forward? Why do they call it the "Two Minute Warning", when they end up playing for another half-hour? If a ram is a sheep, and an ass is a donkey, why is a ram in the ass a goose? Thank you for visiting my page at Angelfire. Please come back and visit again!
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