Pick Up Lines That Should Never Be Used
Tired of the cliched "Can I buy you a drink?" line? Well these should restore your faith in said phrase. Here's a list of our favorite pick-up lines for the degenerate, desperate, and socially challenged. Warning: Use with Caution.
- Hey are you from Tennesse? Cause you're the only ten I see!
- Hey do you have a quarter. I need to call my mom and tell her I just found the girl of my dreams.
- Did you wash your pants with windex, cause i can see myself in them!
- Fat penguin. There i said something to break the ice. e.
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock!
- Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
- I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- (Lick your finger and wipe it on your shirt) Hey baby, lets get you outta those wet clothes.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
- Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Bob?
- Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- Hey baby, why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up.
- What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
Yeah, I'm confused too....
- Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
- If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
- That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
- Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
- Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
- You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
- You remind me of my mommy. I like my mommy.
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- You without me is like heavy metal without the blues notes: you ain't going platinum.
- Do you speak English? Oh me too!
- Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
- Hey...... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under KABLAAM?