Pick Up Lines That Should Never Be Used

Tired of the cliched "Can I buy you a drink?" line? Well these should restore your faith in said phrase. Here's a list of our favorite pick-up lines for the degenerate, desperate, and socially challenged. Warning: Use with Caution.

The Classics

• Hey are you from Tennesse? Cause you're the only ten I see!
• Hey do you have a quarter. I need to call my mom and tell her I just found the girl of my dreams.
• Did you wash your pants with windex, cause i can see myself in them!
• Fat penguin. There i said something to break the ice. e.
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock!
• Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
• I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
• I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
• (Lick your finger and wipe it on your shirt) Hey baby, lets get you outta those wet clothes.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Hmmmmm........

• Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
• Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Bob?
• Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
• Hey baby, why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up.
• What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
• I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

Yeah, I'm confused too....

• Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
• If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
• That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
• Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
• Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
• You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
• You remind me of my mommy. I like my mommy.
• I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
• Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
• You without me is like heavy metal without the blues notes: you ain't going platinum.
• Do you speak English? Oh me too!
• Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
• Hey...... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under KABLAAM?