Ever had one of those convos that made ya get that feeling deep inside of you...kinda like warm fresh apple pie? Well we haven't either...but here's some convos that have come pretty damn close.
Leesaw & Litha: Life's a bitch...and a TV show.. MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: haha i sound like a commercial MofoJo999: you are a commercial MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: maybe our life is like a big tv show and we're all commercials..... MofoJo999: ha, i'd b the annoying jingle that gets stuck in ppl's heads all day MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahahahaha Loripants & Litha: And they say I can't add... Punk Bunny 22: you know how you were sayin that u don't get Kyle's SN? well, I don't get yours MofoJo999: hehe, um...me neither... Punk Bunny 22: do u really not or r u just sayin that? MofoJo999: my old friend ryan kinda made it up MofoJo999: so i stole it MofoJo999: mofojo was his thing MofoJo999: thing...meaning... MofoJo999: unit MofoJo999: member MofoJo999: Johnson MofoJo999: willy MofoJo999: wanker Punk Bunny 22: alright! I get the point! MofoJo999: do u really? cuz ive got more... Punk Bunny 22: I really do…and I don't doubt that you have more MofoJo999: well where did u get ur sn? MofoJo999: is that a general statement about all bunnies? MofoJo999: is it fair to say that all bunnies are punk? MofoJo999: what if they’re not?? MofoJo999: are you trying to label them? MofoJo999: or maybe what you are trying to say is that only 22 bunnies are... MofoJo999: but what if there were really 23 "punk" bunnies and u missed one?? MofoJo999: wudn't he feel sad? MofoJo999: HUH??!?! MofoJo999: are you just discriminating against bunnies as a whole by attempting to classify them? Punk Bunny 22: um...purple? MofoJo999: maybe u haf anger issues that u chose 2 take out on these poor bunnes! MofoJo999: dont try and avoid the subject!! Punk Bunny 22: ok, here goes Punk Bunny 22: last year I liked Kerry his nickname was bunnyman, my fav. number is 22 and I like punk…so put it all together and you get… MofoJo999: BUNNY22PUNKMAN!! Punk Bunny 22: No Punk Bunny 22: Thats not what u get Punk Bunny 22: you're not adding right MofoJo999: STOP CALLIN ME FAT! Leesaw & The K-STER: Your mom's a rendition MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: how do you think bach would feel about his masterpieces being renditioned into an earbleeding cellular ring? nameAHHH: like kicking some ass MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: my thoughts exactly MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: however, bachs a little dead, therefore i think he is not capable of kicking my ass any time soon... Loripants & Leesaw: Pass The Gravy Punk Bunny 22: and I appologize for makin fun of you MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: i apologize for embarrassing myself with my immatur and childish jokes MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: NOW LETS GO EAT TURKEY! MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: except for me MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: cause i dont eat turkey Punk Bunny 22: ok Punk Bunny 22: sounds like fun MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: SO LETS GO DO MATH HOMEWORK! MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: except for me MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: cause i dont eat turkey Punk Bunny 22: already did it Punk Bunny 22: so no Punk Bunny 22: right MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: well arent we little miss pretentious!! Punk Bunny 22: yep MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: well ya know what??!?! some of us do eat turkey!! and for those that dont, need to do their math homework!!! Punk Bunny 22: umm Litha & Lisa: Oh Weally Fool? MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: well high school relationships are shite if u know you dont have a future with the person MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: but in yer case.... MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: twwwwuuueeee laaaav MofoJo999: i hate you MofoJo999: WHAT IS WITH PPL AND R's?? MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: ga? MofoJo999: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY W for R!!! THAT IS NOT CORRECT!! YOU SHITHEAD! MofoJo999: YOU KNOW BETTER! MofoJo999: spell that word correctly or im taking the goldfish MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: sowwy MofoJo999: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MofoJo999: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MofoJo999: thats it...say bye bye to freddie fish MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: not fweddie!!! Litha n Lori: Funny Bunny MofoJo999: say hi to bunny MofoJo999: NO MOMMY! BUNNY BITE ME! MofoJo999: DO IT JUNIOR!! MofoJo999: *whimpers* hi bunny.... Punk Bunny 22: hehehehe MofoJo999: IT BIT ME MOM!!! MofoJo999: suck it up junior MofoJo999: NO I HATE YOU MOM! please die now. MofoJo999: *smack* MofoJo999: junior!!! IM APPALLED! MofoJo999: ya kiss yer gramma with that mouth?? MofoJo999: I KISS MY GRAMMA WITH SPIT AND TOUCH HER SPECIAL!!! Punk Bunny 22: woah... MofoJo999: dammit junior! we're going home! say bye bye to the bunny MofoJo999: but but...I LOVE THE BUNNY! Punk Bunny 22: of course you love the bunny MofoJo999: marry me bunny? Punk Bunny 22: ok MofoJo999: sweet!! NOW WE CAN SCREW LIKE RABBITS!! MofoJo999: LITERALLY!!! Punk Bunny 22: hahahaha Litha and Nate: Nate is Great! MofoJo999: kris and i just got back from san diego today Bluesmn85: san diego funn Bluesmn85: i never been to california MofoJo999: it's really gorgeous...wonderful climate MofoJo999: and i like the style of houses MofoJo999: its suburbia at its finest Bluesmn85: wow... californian suburbs Bluesmn85: sounds like a poem Bluesmn85: the phrase paints very vivid pictures MofoJo999: you should write a song about it Bluesmn85: it wouldn't be very very hard Bluesmn85: i got it MofoJo999: disclose! Bluesmn85: i wish they all could be california suburbs Leesaw & The K-STER: CAUTION Keep Out of Reach of Children MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: maaadfjfdssf aliensRyummy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: cahba? aliensRyummy: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: .....? aliensRyummy: no roach is match for me aliensRyummy: AHAHAHA MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahahha MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: you murdify another one of those suckas? aliensRyummy: YES aliensRyummy: AHAHAHAH aliensRyummy: rightomundo aliensRyummy: so you wanna know how i keel the roach MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: uhhuh aliensRyummy: ok so i trapped in in a wall of glass (cup) MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahahahaha MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: i like where this is going aliensRyummy: then i tapped furiosly on the glass to make it confused and scared MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahahhaa aliensRyummy: then i spun the glas around and around to make it dizzy and sick MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: kristina + satan = Krisatan aliensRyummy: then i threw it our the door and laughed at it aliensRyummy: then i flicked it ver the edge aliensRyummy: *over aliensRyummy: wait not done yet aliensRyummy: then i went back upstairs and got out the clorox clean up (bleach) and sprayed it with it aliensRyummy: the i opened the bottle and covered it with bleach MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: nice aliensRyummy: and now its dead! aliensRyummy: YAY MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: its dead? really? aliensRyummy: YES! aliensRyummy: bleachy MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahahahha aliensRyummy: it shall never bother us again aliensRyummy: i yelled that loud so all its little friends would hear MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahahhahahahhaahaha aliensRyummy: AAAHAHAHAHAH aliensRyummy: SATAN aliensRyummy: im so proud of meself MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: well roach decapitating is definitly something to take pride in aliensRyummy: i think so aliensRyummy: and while i was shaking it up and dragging across the floor its little legs broke off aliensRyummy: AAHAHAHA MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: so evil aliensRyummy: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aliensRyummy: omg i love me i wanna make love me MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahhahhahahahhaahhahaha aliensRyummy: heh MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: off must be aliensRyummy: no MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: sweet dreams my little roach killing buttercup aliensRyummy: BYE BYE MASTER SPROUTY Litha & Leesaw: Hooray for Word of the Day! MofoJo999: i feel so much smarter thanks to dic.com MofoJo999: haha dic MofoJo999: k MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: asinine: lalitha MofoJo999: regurgitated: lisa MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: fuck you: lalitha Litha & Nate Dawg: I wouldn't know, I'm Color Blind.. MofoJo999: because thats the way the cookie crumbles Bluesmn85: crazy cliche MofoJo999: those colors are a cliche Bluesmn85: your mom was cliche last night MofoJo999: in bed? Bluesmn85: naked Bluesmn85: having sex MofoJo999: raw and disturbing Bluesmn85: like your mother Bluesmn85: last night MofoJo999: in bed? Bluesmn85: naked Bluesmn85: having sex MofoJo999: and so the cycle continues... Bluesmn85: i like those colors MofoJo999: i like them too...so i stuck with them Bluesmn85: they work for you MofoJo999: do they reflect my inner person? Bluesmn85: i don't think i know the inner you well enough to say.. MofoJo999: hmmm MofoJo999: on the count of three you are going to make a noise that reflects the inner you okay? Bluesmn85: ok MofoJo999: one... MofoJo999: two... MofoJo999: three go! Bluesmn85: fchhchhchwaahhh sigh MofoJo999: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAR! MofoJo999: questions? comments? Bluesmn85: wow..is that suggestive of some inner turbulence? quite an agressive sound.. MofoJo999: its one that makes me feel more secure when i make it Bluesmn85: i see... Litha & Leesaw: GET BACK IN THERE SON! MofoJo999: yeah it cud be worse MofoJo999: you cud have mr stone MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: AHHHHHH MofoJo999: ahh? MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: HE'D BE LIKE OK THIS IS WORLD HISTORY... NOW DONT GET ME CONFUSED W/ THE SIZE OF THE WORLD ...orsomething MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: ah lisa stupid MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: that could have been funny MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: if i had said it funnier MofoJo999: far out Litha & Leesaw: Ahhh, friendship MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: so im avoiding him until he forgets that i know how to read.... how long do u think that will take? MofoJo999: uh... MofoJo999: uh... MofoJo999: uh... MofoJo999: YOUR MOM! MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: thanks, that's reassuring The K-STER & Leesaw: Painkillers are Bliss aliensRyummy: sorry im too afriad too call you aliensRyummy: your brother will say aliensRyummy: SHUT UP STOP WAKIN ME UP! aliensRyummy: wimper MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: he no bite MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: much aliensRyummy: aye aye aye aliensRyummy: your brother is asexual aliensRyummy: so you know MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: sometimes i can eat bread....but not when your talking grossness aliensRyummy: its not gross aliensRyummy: its just your brother is gonna sprout children off his arms MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: i want someone to sprout children off of my arm MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: wait... MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: what? MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: shut up lisa aliensRyummy: silly pilly lisa aliensRyummy: AHAHAHA aliensRyummy: i made a funny without even knowing it MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: qhat? MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: oh ' MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: haha MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: i see it MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: i wish i was a pillar aliensRyummy: i dont know what that is MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: no work no pain just me and my stucco MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: or whatever pillars are made out of aliensRyummy: GUESS WHAT!!? MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: quaza? aliensRyummy: MY DAD IS LETTING ME HAVE SOME PANTS!! aliensRyummy: YAY! MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: ...yay aliensRyummy: i need new pants aliensRyummy: all the asses keep fallinout MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: i have pants MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: sometimes The K-STER & Litha: So What, I Can Spell Cat nameAHHH: jimmys so adaorable MofoJo999: I KNOW BRIAN IS! nameAHHH: JIMMY MofoJo999: oh you spelled it wrong..its B-R-I-A-N nameAHHH: oh you mean like nameAHHH: J-I-M-M-Y MofoJo999: no..dont expect any spelling bee trophies any time soon... Leesaw & Litha: Ok Maybe I Cant.. MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: I LAV YOU LALAITHAAAA! MofoJo999: i dont think that you spelled my name right MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: ;LATIHSA! MofoJo999: nope MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: EDWARD! MofoJo999: now thats more like it Charleyface & Leesaw: I Did, I Swear... SpinN410: RECORD THIS CONVERSATION IT WAS A GOOD ONE SpinN410: just edit out that comment MeeeLikeTMNTsuOp: hahaha ok