Your Mom's A Website!!

Hello there. Litha and Lisa would like to take this oppertunity to welcome you to our humble home...page. We are ever so glad you could make it. We are continuously adding things to enhance your visit and make everything more pleasurable. However, we implore that you read our disclaimer-ish thing before continuing your journey into the unknown and, upon completion, proceed with the utmost caution. Apart from that...feel free to while away your time perusing through our quaint yet homely little website. If you find anything that you dislike about our website, please notify us immediately and we will be sure not to care. Okay kidlings, have fun! Don't stay out too late now! Oh, and even though it might not be safe to let your children come near us...we don't bite (too much) so please do not hesitate to sign our guestbook and tell us how much you want to violate us. It would happy us greatly to hear from the lot of you. The end.

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Precautions, Directions, and Random Disclaimer-like Things:

Use as directed. 
This website is FDA approved...slightly...
Do not use this website if you are pregnant or have serious heart or back conditions.
People under 40 inches should refrain from viewing this website.
Keep out of reach of children.
Harmful if swallowed.
Avoid contact with skin or clothing.
If inhaled: Apply artificial respiration.
This website was not tested on animals.
After eating, wait atleast 30 minutes before viewing this website.
This website is solely responsible for its content.
The people portrayed in this website are entirely fictional, unless they are real.
This website is caffeine free.
May explode or leak, and cause burn injury if recharged.
Made from concentrate.
Must be stored at room temperature. 
Side effects may include: drowsyness, unusual weight gain, dizziness, nausea, indigestion, mood swings, penis shrinkage, irritability, death, breathing difficulties, vision changes, black or tarry stools, increase of appetite, bubonic plague, swelling of the face, unwanted pregnancy, premature acne, juvenile diabetes, flushing, loss of coordination, confusion, irregular heartbeat, anxiety, sexual excitement, drug dependencies, and uncontrollable booty dancing.





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