Lysa is a sophomore (that's American-speak for grade tenor) at DCHS and enjoys knitting, crocheting and baking lint muffins for her imaginary grandchildren. She has read the book "Making Friends for Dummies" over 600 times, winning her a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as The World's Lonliest Female. She is pictured on page 78 of the 2003 edition eating a bowl of expired rice. Her first plan when she turns 16 is to rope a wild calf and serve it raw to Mr Spoelstra in her Uncle Eubert's finest china soup dish.
by: Ali
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Ali is a kindergarten student at Quentin's Muslim Elementary school for the underdeveloped. She holds the school record for shotput and the most grades failed. As she has no social life, she is offering $20 for the first ten people to show up at the party, if her gay nanny can spare the cash. Her first plan when she turns 16 is to finally thow out those old plaid dresses her dad makes her wear.
by: Lysa
