Yes, he is easily the best color commentator working football games today (thats why ABC lured him away from FOX to replace Dennis Miller) but John Madden also happens to be one of the most blatantly moronic people on television (and thats pretty fuckin moronic). Since I am watching the games anyway I have recorded some of his best bits of wisdom. All of the following quotes were said by John Madden during a football game.
"That is less than an inch, it is about a cubic inch"
"This altitude thing is the real deal"
"I'm a canckle watcher from way back"
"I don't agree with my thoughts"
"I don't think you can fake having a concussion because if you had a concussion you would not be able to remember what it was like having a concussion"
"I don't know, but there are a lot of lines there and if there are alot of lines its got to confuse somebody"
"Thats the kind of block that will make the birds leave the stadium"
"Big old offensive guards don't do pirouettes like that too often" -- 10/12/04
"When the crowd starts leaving you get to a point where its no longer a crowd anymore" -- 10/12/04
"Get your shirt off and go. Thats what you do, wear your shirt during regulation and take it off for overtime" -- 1/8/05
