Panda facts
~Living Area: Its forest habitat, in the mountainous areas of southwestern China, is fragmented and giant panda populations are small and isolated from each other.

~There are less than 1,000 giant pandas left in the wild!

~Panda Bears spend around 12 hours of their day eating bamboo.


~A Panda's diet is 99% bamboo.

~Females weigh around 180 lbs.

~Males weigh around 220 lbs.

Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please." The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition...

PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.