CHAPTER 4- Ovan had done it again
Yay! Halloween was fun, Mr. Bauer dressed up as Ovan and Mr. Neary dressed
up as a suicidal bomber. He ran around the school campus shouting, "THIS IS A
CODE GREEN! THIS IS A CODE GREEN! SOMEONE STOP ME! Ahahaha!"
And then he blew up, actually, he had an explosive diarrhea.
Ovan dressed up as Sagwa the Siamese cat, Addison dressed up as an underwear
wearing freak, Radek dressed up as Altar Boy, Mike Metz dressed up as Naked
Gandalf, Dan dressed up as Gunni the Retarded Mailman, Keith dressed up as a huge
glob of dried mayonnaise.
"CODE GREEN! RUN! LOCK THE DOORS, SHUT DOWN ALL COMPUTERS!
SOMEONE STOP ME! AHHAHAHAaa!" shouted Mr. Neary, still running around campus,
although first period has already begun. Mrs. Prasch rushes out and grabs hold of Mr. Neary,
"Mr. Neary, that's enough, it's time to go to your room now."
"But I wanna play!" Mr. Neary wined.
"You can play with your Playstation2 in your room."
"Ok..." he sighed, "Can I make a announcement?"
"Sure." replied Mrs. Prasch, "and that's an announcement."
*BEEP* This is a code green, close and lock your doors, close the windows,
turn off the
lights and computers. I repeat, this is a code green! Thank you. *BEEP*
Every single class did what Mr. Neary says, except Ovan's GPS class, who're
"The Return of Swamp Thing", which is a movie about this girl having sex with algae.
And Ovan certainly does not wish to see "The Swamp Thing", if there's one.
*BEEP* HELP! Cyber monkeys are attacking, AHHHH! (chuckling) Just kidding,
over, carry on. Happy Halloween! *BEEP*
Happy Halloween alright, and every creature are stirring, especially Mr. Neary!
Let's Fast Forward to lunch!
At lunch, Ovan—instead of joining the
contest—went into M-2 to see David TenBrook
about his anus, a bunch of young female talents doing their vagina monologue, and Solomon Habib
doing the Puppetry of the Penis with Adam Newacheck. Ovan's so excited, he stabbed Adam with a
knife, he stabbed him with a knife TEN TIMES!
Ovan had done it again...