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UNDER CONSTRUCTIONHi. Welcome to the official web site for the Orange Party of America. We hope that you will see why WE are right and EVERYBODY ELSE is wrong. We want you to realize that, if Californians and Floridians can't keep their oranges without sending them back and forth between each other, what our Founding Fathers fought for is being destroyed this very minute by evil communist fascist capitalist socialist anarchist forces who seek to peel away our freedoms by BANNING ORANGES FROM AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This cannot be so, as oranges contain a lot of Vitamin C, which helps you to C politically that WE are right and EVERYBODY ELSE is wrong. The sad state of America is caused by the fact that our policies (which include keeping your own oranges) are not being followed. If everybody just obeyed OUR policies, this country would be perfect, but since other political parties exist and other people have different opinions which are WRONG, there is something wrong with this nation. We are the first party to be conservative, liberal, libertarian, and populist all at the same time. And, we do it better than everyone else (including the Republicans, the Democrats, the Libertarians, the Greens, the Reforms, the Natural Laws, the Constitutions, the Socialists, and just about any other party you could name).
ORANGES IN CALIFORNIA AND FLORIDA
PLANT CITRUS FRUITS ALL OVER AMERICA
BEAUTIFY OUR NATION'S HIGHWAYS
John Featherstonehaugh (it's pronounced FAN-shaw), 2000 Presidential Candidate (O/FL)
Bob Featherstonehaugh, 2000 Vice Presidential Candidate (O/CA)
George Cholmondeley (it's pronounced CHUM-lee), running for Florida state house seat, 7825234th district, in 2002 (O/FL)
Tom Cholmondeley, running for California state senate seat, 4827944th district, in 2002 (O/CA)
Alan Jefferson, running for Mississippi state house seat, 7092349th district (one orange farm near Pascagoula), in 2001 (O/MS)
Quincy Minter, running for US House seat for somewhere in Southern California in 2002 (O/CA)
Emery Maltese, running for US Senate seat for somewhere in Central Florida in 2006 (O/FL)
Everybody knows about the Republicans and the Democrats and how everybody else is shut out of every ballot (such as Florida's ballots). However, we think that there needs to be another option! You have the right to vote Orange in every state! We want to see a ballot that says "REPUBLICAN - DEMOCRAT - ORANGE" since we're so different from most of the other parties.
This is how a perfect ballot would look:
VOTE FOR THESE GUYS! THEY NEED YOUR HELP!
Don't trust anyone else with your oranges! If you think Florida knows what to do with California's oranges, or that California knows what to do with Florida's oranges, or that anybody knows what to do with anybody else's oranges, you're WRONG!
The Founding Fathers were all pro-orange! Click here for details.
Can states that don't grow oranges still get oranges? (Includes map of the ACTUAL United States.)
BOYCOTT LIST! Find out who we hate.
LOUISIANA MAN FORBIDDEN FROM OWNING HIS OWN ORANGE GROVE
FLORIDA DROUGHT CAUSED BY SADDAM HUSSEIN, OFFICIALS SAY
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All your orange are belong to you
Orange Ribbon campaign! Put this logo on your web site if you want to protest Congress's orange hatred.
Congress wants to destroy America! Here's the logic to prove it.
Henry Sanders, Chairman of Orange Party Of America, 93475093752734 Orange Party Boulevard, Pascagoula, MS 3???? (not a real address)
E-mail us at orangepartyofamerica@hotmail.com
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