You'll never guess in four years what this little page is about! In case you're completely retarded, and it's ok Stephen, you can thank me later, this is the page of my site where I will rate any number of exciting things such as Multi-Million dollar blockbuster movies, the greatest CDs ever to grace an ear and maybe even that fantastically under-appreciated process, walking!

I don't really have any idea what I'm going to review first but I think I will mark the thing out of twelvty..

It has just been brought to my attention that I'm an idiot. Upon notifying me of this, my brother also helpfully highlighted that it is hard to mark out of twelvty using conventional numbers and so I will instead be making my judgement on a scale of 1 to 10!

Anyway, so if you want to send in a review of something you like then go ahead and I will ruthlessly mock it! and after that, I might actually consider posting it! But for now... Enjoy, my little Bingalings!