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Asocial:
(a-so-shal) adj.
Similar
meaning to antisocial. I object to the way that antisocial suggests that
the "victim", if you will, of the adjective is purposefully not
doing what everyone else is doing just to annoy people and going out of
his or her way to do so. Therefore, I created the word Asocial
for those who are not
joining in group activities but for a reason that is due merely to
co-incidence.
Batman:
(bat-man) SUPERHERO!
WHERE!?!??!?
Cappuci:
(ka-poo-chee) noun
A small goat like creature native
to Italy that is ground up to provide one of the ingredients of the drink,
cappucino. Highly endangered species; pl. cappucini
Economics:
(ee-co-nom-ix) subject
The key to my
cunning plan to get rich! Mwoohahahahahahahaha! One day, I will own you ALL!
Fantabulous:
(fan-ta-byoo-lus) adj.
Fantastic and
um... tabulous...?
Harsh:
(harsh) adj.
It sure
is....
Heaven:
(he-ven) noun
A half pipe
apparently! But I have my doubts...
Italian
"Lesson"s: waste
of time
A complete
farce where Mrs. Webster prances around like some kind of mokey and sees
how often she can punish me in an hour! Notable crimes are blinking,
breathing, crying, getting stabbed by Colin, having my book ripped up by
Stephen, not blinking and basically anything else that I do when conscious!
Also a thing that provided me with one A grade in my GCSEs.
Kev:
(arse-hole) idiot with bad taste
Ok, a
slightly controversial entry here, and one that now doubt more than a few
of you will take the wrong way! When I say this, I don't refer to just anyone
who listens to garage, sticks their collar up and wears tracksuits! Just
the ones who then go and start fights, walk funny or just basically act
like dicks! It has been my experience that grungers tend to do these things
far less unless provoked and so I apologise for the slightly one sided
view but it's mine! So there!
I hope this entry doesn't offend too many people...
Kick the Arse:
action
To encourage the registration of
pain in a specific anatomical location.
Kiddy Fiddler:
"person"
Maxonary:
(macks-o-nery) noun
1. A collection of
definitons of Max's favourite words. 2. A quite shallow thing made to
make Max's website look bigger than it really is.
Mayhaps:
(ma-ee-hapz) MY WORD
This is the
most important word I invented because someday it could actually maybe
become part of the dictionary for tis so coooooool! Oh wait, no it
isn't...
Millino
Billino: (mi-lee-no
bi-lee-no) number
A number even
bigger than four!!! (It is that big!)
Mokey:
(mo-kee) noun
A creature
far more evil than any moNkey ever could be...
So there Lauren >=oP
Moronist
eeeeediot: "person"
Music:
(myoo-zik) noun
One of the best things in
the world.
Oingy:
(oyin-gey) adj.
Who can truly
say...
Pre-Reflexes:
(Pree-Ree-Fleck-sez) noun
Sometimes,
impact or a beating isn't required to trigger reception of pain...
This is known as pre-reflexes and I happen to be the first
discovered sufferer. Great.
S
Club Party: event
There ain't
no party like one of these...
Spanking:
(span-king) adj.
Rather
enjoyable / exciting / orange and black.
Terrorists:
(baa-sturds) scum
Pathetic
lifewasters who deserve to be set on fire. Twice.
The
Trolleys: (troh-leez)
them
The one enemy
we must unite against before it's too late!
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