Acknowledgements

First, I will give my bullying thanks to some "men" as I am sure they would prefer to be called...

Dadsy - It's good how we can joke about that time you were going to sell me to medical research now...

Tom - I definitely don't have you onion hidden in my cupboard...

Stephen - Why do you exist? why why why why WHY?

Ben - thank you sir for all the lovely insults you catapult my way daily!

Colin - I really owe you one for stabbing my knees in all those Italian lessons and somehow brainwashing Mrs.Webster into thinking it was my fault and punishing me!

Luke - If you'd never told me about tables, I almost definitely wouldn't have this beautiful and illustrious site that I have today! hehe! THANK YOU DUDE!

Joe and Mr.Carrots! - you are basically the only people who keep my message boards alive!

James - WATCH THE FEET, MAN! DAMMIT!

Sythorne - Remember Tom and my loyal service to you when the time of judgement comes!

Max - please, for the sake of all the girls in the world, GET THE OPERATION! They don't cut it all off you know...

Bee - I apologise for all the times I shitted on you in your sleep - been at ShitCity. com too often!

And now onto all the laaaaaaaaaaydys in my life! (and Lauren):

Mumsy - thanx for having second thoughts about the abortion in your 50th trimester!

Jenny - Thank you for helping me with my site and being on MSN for me to blabber to all the time!

Laura - Thank you for being nice to me and being nasty to me - neither would be as good without the other! hehe

Caz - Since you plummeted into the depths of classes with me last year, my life has really changed! I barely ever used to cry myself to sleep.... ;oD

Hannah - Thanks for helping me with stuff when I needed you and being the cool cool you!

Louise - Hello fellow ToLouHaMathist! You are TOO weird! lol

Cazza - How gay.... ;oD

Jo - thank you for saving me from the wrath of Mrs.Powell

Charlie - I know you're probably not a lesbian really...

Sop - Don't worry, I'm sure someday Stephen will lower his standards low enough to go out with you - keep dreaming...

Ally - Thanx for that great relationship we had! lol

Jo B - Damn your bullying ways! Throwing me in a hedge...

Katie - Chuck sum PiXiE dust over here!

also thank you: Rachel, Rachel, Ally, Jo, Carly, Edwin, Roisin (can't do your accent things on here), Jess, Jenni, Lauren, 

As well, a big thank you to all the people who have been forced onto this page either by me or one of my friends!

And finally, I am sure there are some people that I have been stupid enough to leave out but you are not forgotten! You I thank as well!