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News Archive Thursday, 14th February 2002 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! Phew, now I've got that out of my system, HELLO! Hey, what's wrong with this writing... AHEM, that's better.... Anyway, as I was saying, HELLO! This page really isn't going anywhere fast is it! But I don't care cos as long as Joe keeps begging me to mention him in posts and that Sop girly seems to come here, I will keep updating! I'm even actually (STILL) working on this cool pictures page that I will get around to finishing sometime but I got stupid revising and stuff to start doing soon so I wouldn't hold your breath (unless you're Stephen...) I have been playing with my webcam forcing everyone to look at my ugly face gurning at them and a selected few even get a demonstration of my GROOVY dancing! And a lot of you are finally getting to meet the infamous MR.FINGER!! The wonders of modern technology... And that's about all I have to say about that... Today: MSN
- Blame it on the sunshine, moonlight or good times - the
boogie's having a hard enough time as it is. If I Could - Hundred Reasons
Sunday, 27th January 2002 Hey all you out there on the other side... How's the world been doin ya? I'm off looking for a pension! This way, I should be able to retire at like 19? Anyway, just checking in to say that I'll probably add some new content sometime so HEADS UP! Today: MSN
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Why are Bananas curved? Master of Puppets - Metallica
Wednesday, 16th January 2002 Hello. Have we met? It's me again, back after all this time even though nobody even visits here anymore, thought I'd write an update anyway just because I CAN! HA! So, Christmas, that was kinda fun... All those presents (read "COAL") that I found in my stocking when I ran down the stairs... Happy Days... Three guesses
who managed to fool Sop into going out with them! No. Nope. Not
even close. Almost finished my mocks now had RS a couple days ago which really did earn its title of being a "mock" exam and Economics today- supposedly the hardest GCSE was really not so bad after all! Lastly, go to this page n try this AMAZINGLY cool 3D version of pong- if you're sittin there bored on the net (and ,after visiting my site, the chances are good that you are) then its one of those addictive great things you can do to fill up time! GOGO NOW! New Found Glory kicked the arse by the way anyway, later people! no time for a lyric but dont forget to "WEAR SUNSCREEN"! Today: MSN
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WEAR Sunscreen. My Sundown - Jimmy Eat World
Wednesday, 18th December 2001 Back once again for the Maxagade master, M for Maxy POWER TO THE PEOPLE! And it doesn't get much more tacky than that... I'm here to gloat mostly about that I'm going to see NEW FOUND GLORY LIVE tomorrow! Which is nice, looking forward to doing that slightly and I guess it's ok that Thomas and that Lauren girl are coming along too... So, in my life recently.. what's been happening...hmmm... Well, just downloaded a weird acoustic version of "Eyesore" by New Found Glory played on a violin and guitar and its really quite good! Also downloaded Morpheus recently, good little program to aid me in my quest to rob music companies and a buncha other stuff is happening too that I can't really say on here for all to hear cos that'd be STUPID and it's all secrets... That's really about all I can be stuffed to say for now and I think I will go and cry about my hurting jaw! ooooow. bye bye and a big "squirtle" to all you pokemon "cool men" out there, LIVE THE DREAM!
Today: MSN
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Just be yourself : Doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else... Your House - Jimmy Eat World
Saturday, 8th December 2001 Hello again out there! Christmas is coming....!And I can't wait! The only annoying thing is that, now I have a buncha money, it means I gotta get people real presents instead of a lifetime supply of freshly picked grass or my eternal friendship (with a warning on the back stating that the warranty is void in situations where the retailer decides so). Stupid Money... Still working on the up and coming pictures site! The thing about that is though that I have no idea how many people actually come to this page (although I'd guess, optimistically, about 2) and I'm really not sure whether I should even bother! Anyway, gotta go eat now so I'll just leave you and say I'm feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling gooooood. Today: MSN
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And you thought I looked stupid *before* Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World
Wednesday, 28th November 2001 Okay, first, whoever says exercise is good for you needs a damn good kicking cos Ow...Ow... it hurts.... I really have been neglecting this site! I'm actually gettin a little jealous of my brothers site cos frankly it just seems a lot funnier than mine! *bursts into tears* Um, so ... what's been happening in my life I hear you shriek! Well, bought a fantabulous blue Zippy T shirt and am currently considering getting surgically altered to have a zip instead of a mouth! Christmas parties start soon so looking forward to a fun fun period of hearing how great everyone's parties were that I wasn't invited to *cries summore for good measure* I got the Smashing Pumpkins Greatest Hits album, Smashing pumpkins which pretty much kicks the arse and also found this great website, www.cd-wow.com where you can get loads of CDs for £8.99 each! or even cheaper! It's SOOOOO cool! Also saw the Harry Potter film! Not bad really but the book was so much better! Go and see it anyway though just to look super cool. Also, I talked to this weird kinda cool girl in the cinema but kinda annoyingly, didn't actually get her phone number or anything - bit gutted there really but hey. My job's going pretty cool but feels like I'm doing more work now and stuff! I'm actually doing such advanced stuff compared to when I started! I've learned so much! And I really am starting to feel like part of the company now too! Conclusion: Jobs kick arse. Hey, just had a spanky idea, from now on, I'm gonna put current MSN sign in name and song of the D/W/M/Y at the end of each post and maybe like some sort of current love and hate thing too! I love ideas! I'm trying to add friends pages n stuff but what with my hectic schedule and all my friends, sometimes I just have to give up and say golly golly gosh! Actually, I do hope to be getting around to adding a DAMN cool photos page sometime! Anyway, enough from
sad sad little Max, so I will leave you with the words of the
Vandals in saying, "When
things start off, they're so terrific"
but of course, I must finish the brilliant lyric and add
"They'll fuck
up, it's scientific." Today: MSN
- If you are what you eat, then I'm rotting flesh... Blank Baby - Presidents of the United States of America
Thursday, 15th November 2001 Well good evening there girls and boys! And how are we today? I'm just basically updating to say I'm not dead and may just even fancy someone which is rather cool but hmmmm... Also, been making a bunch of friends pages to be published soon; you may have noticed A lil page for Joseph (see, spelt it right there!) and one for Ken! Look out for more soooon... What I Always Wanted - Kittie
Friday, 26th October 2001 Hello
there! Long time no see! Firstly, I would like to say a few words: I
am afraid that recently the government introduced a new law that
states each and every single one of you (and the ones with girl/boy
friends (that was supposed to be girl OR boyfriends, by the way; if
you have a girlboyfriend then I guess you have enough on your plate
already)) must go to the website
of my fantastical (not to be confused with "fun testicle")
l'il bro, Mr. Alexander Tatton-Brown! In this magical kingdom, you
will find many gems including: "They
say pleasure is the path to joy; I disagree, this website beams you
directly to your destination and there is nothing even remotely
pleasurable about it." "Absolutely
Fabulous" May I now just mention how enjoyable it is to type the word "boing"? I really think you would be pleasantly surprised if you took the time to discover it's charms like I did! Go on, try it - you might like it! What's the worst that could happen...?
Thursday, 4th October 2001 HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! I been working hard n stuff and I'm just so TIRED! Last week I did 2 hours a day which was great- flew by but this week a tried to do 3 a day and something about that last hour is shifty... It just defies time and space and lasts an eternity! Plus I have got so much more tired since then! So I've gone back to just the 2 hours a day (10) hours a week and I am sure you all really care but anyway, that is why there have been no updates for so long.... BUT... I am working on some new stuff - friends sites, articles, little stuff like that! In the mean time, go to my message boards and slag off Joe for a while - it's rather a therapeutic way to unwind after a hard days work... Anyway, I will leave you with the words of Incubus in requesting that you would "Pardon me while I burst into flames..."
Saturday, 22nd September 2001 Hello people. For those of you looking to enquire about the Night of the Living Drunk, go here for the pictures! Scary.... I have also put up two new articles over at the article page which can be accessed here! One is very funny and (as you may have guessed) not written by me and the other is a little piece that Tom and I were discussing the other day at school that we thought should be brought to the attention of the public! I just added a multitude of pictures of me which have some very cool effects attached to them worth checking out over on my me page which can be accessed here! I will leave you with the words of The Presidents of the United States of America in saying that peaches come in a can and going on to point out that they were put there by a man in a factory downtown! Which I would imagine was nice...
Monday, 17th September 2001 WOW! I think few other words describe today fully! Today, at around 12:30 in the room of our school, M3, the art of ToLouHaMa was created! It is a new maths made by Tom, Lousie, Hannah and I and therefore it's now the best one! I think I will make a page all about it in a second oo aren't I clever!! =oD Well, besides that life-changing discovery, I also bought some bright green toothpaste sort of stuff but I don't think it makes your teeth green even though I suppose that would be rather fantabulous also! O and also, Caz and Jo definitely didn't hold me down and put make-up on me because they are BULLIES! you can be sure of that... It has also come to my attention that you lot don't visit my site enough and so I have decided I will stop giving you nice crunchy biscuits until you do visit here a lot so how do you like THEM crumpets!??! EH!?!?! Well, I will leave you with that threat and if you like your toes, you'll listen... I wonder how many people just then thought,"hey my toes suck..." hmmmm...
Monday, 24th September 2001 Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen! Today I joined the ranks of the working world! I change little lines on diagrams that represent doors on cupboards and cabinets and more exciting storage devices so that they are slightly dotted! It's a slightly less thrilling job than ski-diving secret agent but hey! you gotta start your way from the bottom and work your way up! That's pretty much all for today except I will remind you that my message boards are still there so go and start a fight or something! I think I will leave you with the belligerent words of Mr.Redman in saying, "Smash Something" and "Crash Something" P.S.
I do not, of course, condone such actions and will give you a damn good
beating if you try to undertake them yourself. So watch it, Shifty...
Friday, 14th September 2001 Hello again my little munchlins! First, and of course, therefore most importantly, I would like to wish my friend Lauren a fantabulously (see my Maxonary) Happy Birthday as she is seven today! Three cheers for her and I hope she gets that doll's house that she's been longing for for so long! hehe. More big updates soon to come....
Wednesday 12th September 2001 First, just want to express how truly disgusted I am about yesterday. Things like that shouldn't happen and I hope the people behind it get what they deserve. That's pretty much all I'm on here to say really except that I have published a new feature that can be found in the form of the info point on the Navigation map! enjoy!
Monday, 10th September 2001 Hey people, working on a really quite rubbishy new thing for this page which I should have added to the map sometime soon with a big, flashing neon sign to highlight it for you! Could I be any nicer to you people! I have started to actually wonder who the hell I am talking to as I can really only think of about two people who ever go to my site and even they don't visit regularly! So, if you are looking at my site, please tell everyone you know and then sacrifice a tortoise to me! I would be most pleased!!!
Sunday 9th September 2001 Good morning my
munchkin army! Just doing a quick update to say that, as you may have
notice, I have put up a very short note written by my "loving"
parents about me! Got round to changing the POTD too and you can expect regular updates from now on as I have collected quite an impressive stash from a rather good page! Hey, if you're sitting their bored right now, then don't forget to check out my Links page as well as there are many quality sites there to kick some entertainment into you!
Friday, 7th September 2001 So, first
day of being back didn't go too bad! Had to completely redesign the site's
navigation system and change about a millino links but hey, it's all worth
it for you my loyal (and patient) fans! O and if you want to read old news to see what you have missed out on then there is a link on the left which will update you on what you've missed! So it's a Friday night and I'm sitting here in front of my computer technically typing all this to myself. Now I bet I know what you're thinking and the answer is, "No! I would much prefer to sit at home and cry than see them because they are all too short!" So... I showed them... Anyway, I will leave you with the words of our happy chums, Slipknot, and say As I close my eyes.... I feel it all slipping away...
Thursday 6th September 2001 Well, my pretties... We meet again, at last... As you may have noticed, there have been a few little changes around since I last kicked your arse, and most simplify my page in one way or another! But, some do make it slightly confusing to navigate and if you lot get too pissed with the new system then feel free to cry and email me HERE and I will change it just to keep you girlies happy! Personally, I find if you click the big blue Nav Menu icon on the left and, after picking your destination, close each new window it makes when you are finished with them! Dunno how much sense that makes but you'll see... So anyway, I've added to couple of people to my friends page, introduced the articles page (a page for which I will gladly accept material from any contributors!) and renewed a couple of other things! I probably won't do any more articles unless anyone says these ones were good as I don't want to like bore you with stuff you don't want! But if there is demand, the next article will be about Chocolate and maybe even feature the opinions of the Secret Boys' very own Head of Chocolateyness (and Piercings)! First couple of days of school have been pretty cool so far! Seeing everybody again brought tears to my eyes, and those that Stephen usually causes me to shed have become scarcer as well! If any of you want to share your no doubt horrific experiences of your first few days at school then go check out my message boards cos there will soon be a topic up discussing this! If you want it... So, until next time... breathe..... loads.....
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