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Well, this is a little page about me!

PICTURES OF MY BEAUTIFUL FACE...

TIMELINE

Erm... now where to begin...?

October 18, 1985 - I am born! Caloo Callay!

October 19, 1985 - Parents get over the novelty of having a child and I must fend for myself in the wilderness.

May 7, 1987 - My brother is born. I am no longer allowed food as my parents realise that their new child has the possibility of growing up to do something.

July 15, 1989 - My parents are bored and so they decide to bang my face on the edge of a table. Boyish good looks disappear.

September, 1989 to July, 1998 - I began this time sitting in a corner at a strange place called a skule. Some strange and big people came near me one days so, after they got out for intensive care, they asked if I could be moved out of their sitting room. After being moved to a school called The Beacon, I spent the rest of this time hiding by burying myself under the history block. I eventually had to come out when somebody put dog poo down the straw that I was using as a breathing device.

Sometime in 1998 (can't remember when!) - managed to trick teachers into thinking I was clever by getting 100% in the 12+. Haha! fools!

September, 1998 - Began my time at Chesham High School. Saw Stephen's face on the first day and burst into tears. Little did I know, my life would never be the same again...Oh, wait a second, yes I did.

June, 1999 - Last time I ever got good exam results.

Later in June 1999 - Met KT for the first time at Prize giving!

December, 1999 to March 2000 - pretended to go out with Laura Harding. Hehe- showed her!

July, 2000 - Died in SATS

September, 2000 - Started having classes with Caz. Best days of life begin! Realise I am also still in Thomas's classes. Cry for days.

October, 2000 - Had my first party ever! =oD Was rubbish <=o(

New years Eve, 2000/2001 - (properly) met Lauren! (Sorry Choc but I needed to beef my life out a little!)

Friday 13th April, 2001 - Fly to Heavenly in San Francisco for Skit trip =oO

Friday 14th April, 2001 - Still alive *phew* and met Jess, Holly and Naked Girl!

June, 2001 - Died in "pre-CSE"s

21st July, 2001 - First uploaded this website!

18th October, 2001, - NOW LEGAL! MWUHAHAHAHA! Makes no difference, still an angry loner. Go BLONDE for the first time!! =oD

1st January, 2002 - New girlyfriend, the wonderful SOP!

7th January, 2002 - Start my mocks! Woooooooo

21st July, 2002 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SITE!

4th August, 2002 - Sop pays me first compliment - I'm allegedly "handsome"

NOW! - Wishing I had done more in my life!

Some thoughts for the future...

  • Bungee jump with Laura - Mandatory

  • Find perfect girl and trick her into liking me

  • Get so rich that my teeth start to rattle

  • See Blink 182 live - SOME DAY!

  • Trick someone into going out with me until I can find the perfect girl! 
    **See 1st Jan for update!**

  • Breathe less - wasting valuable energy

  • Juggle some more

  • Dye hair - any suggestions for colour? I'm thinking about see-thru at the moment

  • Making the secret boys club into an international organisation...er... I mean, nothing...

  • Eat loads of apples!

  • Greet all females with the phrase, "How's it hangin?"

  • Make somebody laugh - what can I say, I'm a dreamer...

  • I'll update this list some more later! until then....

    THAT WAS MY LIFE!

    PICTURES OF MY BEAUTIFUL FACE...

    Details:

    Name: Maximilian Tatton-Brown

    Age: 16 for another days

    Birthday: October the 18th!

    Favourite toe: If I choose a favourite the others might stop working out of spite!

    Hobbies: Breathing, jumping, JUGGLING, making the coolest website ever, hurting my brother and many more...

    Favourite bands: Blink 182, New Found Glory, Papa Roach, Offspring, S Club 7, Everclear! Check my Music page for more!

    Porn Name: Marmaduke Franklin
    (your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name)

    Email: mrwotsit@hotmail.com

    Website: Three guesses...idiot...

    Faceparty site

    My Favourite links

    This is a page about fluffy bunnies...

    Always good for those times when you have nothing to do...

    Faceparty - A really cool place, GO THERE!

    for more of my favourite links, go here!