TOM

***22:42 20/04/02 UPDATE 22:42 20/04/02***

Hey everyone, just back to update you on the life of Thomas and, well... not a lot to say really! Spindrift is going strong with a BIG gig supporting Shellshock on Friday 26th of April at 7:30. Tom says they have only been given half an hour to play but I'm more convinced that the real reason for such a short play time is the poor lil guy's early bedtime to make sure he doesn't get any rings around his eyes!
In other news, at his Christian camp he met some interesting new ladies going by the names of Charlie and Jenni along with many others and claims that there is something mystically orgasmic about the way they say "Rabbit". Hmmm. Who said Christianity is good for you?!?!? 

Although he will no doubt deny it, Mr. Thomas Connor is one of my friends. In fact, he is one of my best friends. I can almost see him reading this and crying right now.

He is part of a rather amazing band called Spindrift who you can find out more about by clicking the link at the side. This will take you to the page of Luke Lehane, another member of Spindrift, where information on this up and coming band is hosted.

Sometimes he acts like a little girly, especially if you criticise either Metallica or God in which case he can usually be found to cry for many an hour.

Once I said to him, "Tom, I hate you." and then he cried for a rather long time. or wait, was that laughter? Oh, I always get those two mixed up! Easy mistake really...

I now believe that he has become delusional as he thinks he can skateboard. This opinion or "wrong" as I like to call it, is so very far from the truth

To see this poor excuse for a human in action, click...

HERE!

 for a seriously cool animation of him! Trust me, you do not want to miss this!

Vital Statistics

Name: Thomas Connor

Age: 15

Favourite Toe: Second toe in

Favourite saying: "Skack!"

Do they deserve a kicking?: Oh most certainly, yes.

Are they as cool as Max?: Not even close

Other facts:

Where did all the flowers go? Who knows...

Often, he enquires to the whereabouts of his Onion. What ever you do, do not answer. Just keep on walking and avoid eye contact...

If you have any other questions about Tom (like what's his gender for instance) then feel free to email him at:

thedrumsticklord@aol.com 

I mean it's not like anyone else is ever going to...

Tom's Links

SPINDRIFT