***22:22 20/04/02 UPDATE 22:22 20/04/02***

LADIES! I am afraid that I have just received the most shocking and depressing news you are likely to hear! Break out the Kleenex Family box and take a seat cos Stephen Ian Rigler is now officially OFF THE MARKET! That's right, he has been snapped up by a young lady by the name of Sadie but this is all that is known of her... For all we, and Stephen for that matter, know, she could be an evil drug baroness with plans for world domination via her army of mechanised Penguins! Fingers crossed, eh!

This rather sorry sight is Mr. Stephen Rigler. "What's that horrible thing on his neck!?!?!?" I hear you ask. Well, believe it or not but that is his face.

Stephen can be rather nasty sometimes and, when I worked it out statistically, I discovered that Stephen was the cause of over 94% of my tears.

Stephen can usually be found either at school or at his house as he is not allowed to go outside anymore because his "friends" said so. These "friends" live in his pockets and he says and they tell him to burn things but I think the truth may be much more sinister... Brace yourself for my conclusion but... I don't think these friends are real.

If you are reading this and you are a girl (or Roman) then you fancy Stephen. It is a perfectly natural reaction but I know that, right now, you are holding back your hand from clicking his picture and saving it. Why? Accept your feelings! You cannot change them!

Stephen also has a website and he thinks that it is better than mine! *muffles laughter* This is actually true but shhhhh...

Vital Statistics

Name: Stephen Ian Rigler

Age: 15

Favourite Toe: the biggest one

Favourite saying: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Do they deserve a kicking?: As if I would dare take on such a killing machine!

Are they as cool as Max?: The day I become as cool as Stephen will be the day Tom becomes big, funny or clever.

Other facts:

Seems to do well in exams for some inexplicable reason. bastard...

Has a page in the bully book devoted to him - and not all the entries are by me! Just 97% of them.

To send him hatemail, here's his address: steve_ir@hotmail.com

Stephen's Links

His Website