THE MOON DONKEYS ...

***22:50 20/04/02 UPDATE 22:50 20/04/02***

The Moon Donkeys continue their loyal service and continue to look up to me as a kind of father figure upon which to base themselves! I'm not so sure its much of an improvement but gotta say I admire the ingenuity that it must have taken to find fake human ears that big! At least, I hope they're fake...

Although technically my minions and employees rather then proper friends, their allegiance makes me feel all warm and fuzzly inside and so I decided that they deserved a page of their own!

The prickly things that make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, that's the moon donkeys. When you see something move from the corner of your eye only to find nothing when you turn to look, that is the moon donkeys. When a door is slammed in your face and everyone denies having done it, I can only assume that that too... is the Moon Donkeys!

When I found them, they were living in peace where they danced all day and sang songs by the riverside! Then I enslaved them and forced them to make me chocolate! Oh no wait... that's that blasted Wonka fellow....

Anyway, the Moon Donkeys too were once a peaceful race until I took them under my wing and taught them my beautiful ways. I remember it took some of them an absurdly long time to learn the quite simple art of neutering a man with their eyebrows! But luckily others like the infamous **CLASSIFIED** were much quicker learners, mastering the most feared manouvre, the ONION BOILER in supernatural times! Oh that move is so nasty that my teeth now hurt from saying it...

ow.

Vital Statistics

Names: Unpronounceable with only one tongue.

Age: **CLASSIFIED**

Favourite Toe: Toes?

Favourite saying: They are silent as they stalk through the night...

Do they deserve a kicking?: They are the ones who deal out my kickings when I can't be stuffed or if the kickee happens to be larger than me....

Are they as cool as Max?: I have raised them in my image so they are not far off... maybe if they wore more glitter...

Other facts:

They are neither fully moon nor donkey...

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