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Ben has had an exciting time since I wrote this with girlys seemingly falling at his feet all the time. Looks like the investment in stronger rape drugs was well spent... While he was doing his actor thing, there was Helena, the little mousey one and little Beth who seemed somewhat scary, and then there was big Beth in the background the whole time of course...
More recently, there's been two new girls and I actually can't remember their names but I'm sure they're something very exciting like Ghertie and Penelope...
But, on sadder news, and there's no denying it, Ben has definitely become taller. And with this added altitude has come longer legs. It's filthy and wrong but not to worry for soon, the day of judgement shall pass and all shall be spanky once more...

Have you seen this creature? Last known whereabouts were somewhere near the local primary school....

The individual pictured making love to the camera is none other than Mr.Benjamin Spray! And all you ladies, look out there as he is quite a little whoreboy so don't get too attached now!

Quite a strange phenomenon of my friendship with Ben is that every Bank Holiday Monday we seem to go to Hemel, get chinese food for lunch (whoever invented the concept of all you can eat deserves extra biscuits!) and then walk up and down and up and down that big hill going up to Leisure World about seventeen times... as thrilling as the last part of that list is, I'm slightly confused about how come we keep doing it but hey...

He is far to scabby to actually spend money buying bands' albums so he downloads shitloads of music - like 5 albums at a time!

Recently, he seems to have been playing a game called "How gay and long and girly can I make my hair look, resulting in an appearance more closely resembling the photo below! And this picture was taken about a month ago.... IMAGINE THE HORROR NOW!

Anyway, enought negative points about him, time to be nice! So, nice things about Ben...well....

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my mummy always said, "If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all." so I think I'll leave you with that....

Vital Statistics

Name: Benjamin Spray

Age: 15 for another  days

Favourite Toe: ?

Favourite saying: anything gay

Do they deserve a kicking?: right in the face. And I know what your thinking but he hasn't had one yet

Are they as cool as Max?: do you have to ask?

Other facts:

Favourite Chat-up Line: (at a children's party) I'm a magician, want to see my magic wand?

He is a bit of a kiddy-fiddler and has been known on more than one occasion to step out with underage girls only for them to mysteriously vanish...

If you happen to be a little girl then whatever you do, DON'T send any emails to this address:

theyscrewedme@hotmail.com

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