!!!! Bee !!!!

***00:48 21/04/02 UPDATE 00:48 21/04/02***

BEETLE
HAS
A
GIRLFRIEND
!
I know it's hard to believe but I'm afraid this horrifying fact is true! She goes by the name of Charlie and you can find out more about her on his website here.
Also happening: BEE IS GROWING MORE! If it wasn't enough that he was able to look down on my metaphorically before, now Mother Nature has deemed it necessary to kick me in the psychological bollocks by not only making my little brother taller than me but so much so that he casts shadows that send half of Chesham into darkness; When he goes into town, people flock to the streets with banners proclaiming that apocalypse is round the corner.

Well, although calling Bee my "friend" may be going a bit far, he can be bearable from time to time (the times in question being around about 11:00 pm until 10:00 am the next morning)

Sometimes he forces people to say that they are his friends to try and look as cool as his big brother who is quite obviously his hero. He takes this behaviour to an extreme by occasionally sending text messages to himself from some kind of automated service...

I try to set a good example for the little guy but sometimes he is lead astray. The perfect example of this is his participation in school work. I have tried time and time again to beat this out of him but the only thing he seems to emit is teeth.

Vital Statistics

Name: Alexander Xavier Tatton-Brown

Age: 14

Favourite Toe: His thumb... (???)

Favourite saying: Don't trust llamas- It'll all end in tears...

Do they deserve a kicking?: several. more.

Are they as cool as Max?: Considering that he shares loads of my DNA, you'd think so but...

Other facts:

Favourite Food: Pins

Now where to start! erm....

Tries to joke rather alot. Fails even more frequently.

His "To do" list

His "article"

Hand him something edible and you can kiss your hand goodbye.

Bee's Links

His Website!

Cheese.com

Irn-Bru.co.uk