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***22:53 05/07/02 UPDATE 22:53 05/07/02*** Just found Joe's artist's
impression of how he thinks he looks... (I think they must be using
funny glass in his glasses...)
***23:01 20/04/02 UPDATE 23:01 20/04/02*** Now, an important thing to mention about Joe is his total inability to argue! It seems that any opinion I have is pretty much at a right angle to his with the notable exception of a shared love for Saliva (the band you sickos) and the Vandals! And, as music is more important than anything else, this is why I stay friends with him. Oh wait, that and the fact that he's a thoroughly nice bloke o dear could I sound any more nice but dim?!? Okay first, I bet you're thnking, "Isn't that a bit of a girly colour to use for the name of a boy?" and to this, of course, I would reply with a fit of laughter. Those of you who have met Joe will know that he is a polite, intelligent upstanding young man. But these "facts", or "lies" as I like to call them, have only impregnated your mind through his magical fairy powers! Never, I repeat, NEVER look him straight in the eyes, if only those disgusting, catastrophic times could have been averted! Luckily, he has recently been supplied by the authorities with some safety equipment which he calls "glarses" so that no more shall suffer the awful fate mentioned above. He may often be found in a state of playing football and it must be said that he can hit it lots. Sometimes even twice in a row- miraculous I know. In fact, it was in choosing the playage of football as my social passtime for lunchbreaks for an extensive period of time, that I came to associate with Joe. And it is at this point that I quote Cher in saying "If only I could turn back time..." OOOOO UPDATE PEOPLE! It seems that Joe has acquired himself a girlfriend in the form of the delectable MENALIE! I have known her for quite some time and would just like to take this opportunity to wish them the best of luck together!! |
Vital Statistics Name: Joseph Harvey Age: 16 Favourite Toe: who said anything about toes!??! Favourite saying: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." Do they deserve a kicking?: most definitely and the beauty is it will be easy to pull off as I can masquerade it as a "BAD" tackle! Mwoohahahahahahahahaaaa! Are they as cool as Max?: *laughs so much his eye falls out* Other facts: Seems to have formed some sort of biological link with my message boards and somehow manages to post around a millino billino topics a day under the cunning alias of ... "me" which did cause massive confusion in conversation for the officers inspecting the case...
To send him hatemail, here's his address: anarchyburger2000@hotmail.com Joe's Links
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