These were my first words on hearing that the one, the only, the beautiful, the maybe even fantabulous Jo would be leaving our sad little lives for the nether regions of some place called Devon. While I cannot deny that she is most definitely needed there WHY MUST THEY TAKE HER SO EARLY!?!?!

Vital Statistics

Name: Joanna Mallinson

Age: 15

Favourite Toe: the biggest one

Favourite saying: "PUT THAT DOWN MAX!"

Do they deserve a kicking?: Not in a millino billino years! In fact, if she was ever kicked, I would take it upon myself to hunt down the kicker and ...um... well kick them I guess...

Are they as cool as Max?: Infinitely more so.

Other facts:

Saves my life on a daily basis!
When she leaves, it is quite likely that that will be the last day I get no red cards.

If you want her to know how much you love her and are going to miss her, email here!

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