THE ART OF 
TOLOUHAMA!

NAVIGATION

Bored with the old maths? The idea of multiplication and finding square roots getting you down? Then why not try ToLouHaMa!!!!

It’s finally here, presented in beautiful Max-o-vision for your viewing pleasure and, if you insert your mouse up one or both of your nostrils, then you can also now receive it in wonderful smell-o-um…smellision?

Anyway, that’s not important right now, what is important though, is this:

1 2 1 5 0 1 0 1

This simple set of beautiful numbers makes up the whole of the ToLouHaMa numberbet! This is a bit like an alphabet except more numbery really…

Anyway, as I was saying, these numbers make up the fundamentals of the ToLouHaMa numberbet and another important thing to mention are the concepts of:

Maxiplication

Louision

Hannaddition

And Tominus!

Using these these four processes you can make really cool sums!

For example, to find the number of braincells in your head, simply count the braincells across:

1 2 1 5

and Maximicate it by the number of braincells down:

0 1 0 1

If you were really clever like Tom, Hannah, Louise or me (the founding mummys and daddys of the fine art), you could say this as:

1 2 1 5 
Maximicated by 
0 1 0 1

( this is our cunning substitute for equals instead of those stupid lines) 

O dear, did I forget to say about Onetey? Dammit, onetey and Twelvty were used by the earliest known ToLouHaMathist, Tubbs from a certain local shop televised through some type of spy technology. Well, Onetey wasn’t but anyway, even though she was seemingly unaware of this spy intrusion, she lay down fundamental principles for our discovery of ToLouHaMa and we would not be where we are today without her incredible foresight! If we have seen further than most, it is because we were standing on the shoulders of giants…

 More information on this important and revolutionary topic will be added soon after discussions with my fellow ToLouHaMathists about the subject including the possible publishing of Maximication tables!!!