our favorite things to do in life
Hello why are you still looking at this? go home fuckers
click this link!! this is a site which has been completely memorized by a loser named natalie araya,as she spends ever waking hour of her life memorizing names and birthdates of tennis players who will never make the tour/
clicking this link will undoubtedly lead you to the hottest man alive, and he LIVES UNDERWATER!
yup, you guessed it., CLICK THIS LINK!! mia enjoys skateboarding in her rinocerous undereawear. considering that this has nothing to do with this website, completely disregarde what i just said. just go to the site anyway, we don't actually know what is on it, if you make it out alive, you can tell us/
if you are still faling for this, you are obviously not very intelligent, but what the heck, CLICK THIS LINK! k but seriously this is a real site with real people opinions. we faithfully believe that.. oh screw it who cares what we believe.
i bet you were thinking that when we said GO TO THIS SITE, we actually made made a real site. well you were wrong, and taht is not our fault. like seriouslyh did you think that we have the intellectual ability to construct a decent site? ahem don't you feel stupid, considering that you have almost cmompleted reading a site made by two girls who have no lives added to the combined intellect of a raisin. have a fun day and stay in school. 20 minutes of your life is gone now, don't get hit by a car, people frown upon that. and on a happier note, did you go to the links dude? if you didn't, i'd advise you not to turn around because there is a rather large lobster with no face standing behind you as you read this. hey hey, careful, lobsters have recently been pretty into getting revenge on humans since we've been pretty persistent in all this boiling and eating them thing. but hey, if you turn around, we are not responsible for any losses of life, don't say i (mia and erika) did not warn you. so just go to the sites ok? they're about sesame street. by teh way, the lobser's name is Mr. Pimpin Red Jr., and he is available for job positions and currently single (for all you lobster luvin lesbos out there);) love, erika and mia if you wish to tell erika how amazing her website is, please do not hesitate to email her. if you think her website is gay, no one cares about you go fall into a hole and get raped by mad ducks. and god bless. flying_poptart86@hotmail.com
