White Collar Criminals
The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked
like a real thug. "Don't worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for
a white collar crime too."
"Well, that's a relief," sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud
and insider trading."
"Oh nothing fancy like that for me," grinned the convict. "I just murdered a
couple of priests."