The little Blind Girl
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I
be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you
some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the
little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to
see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls
eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and
excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that I will be able to
see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the
while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the
little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"