You’ve heard the tale of Robin Hood
And how he did the poor people good
But there’s more to this famous story
Of Sherwood forests pride and glory
At night when all the robbing was done
Robin and his men would have some fun
In fact it would be fairer to say
The merry men were rather gay
As Little John starts to unwind
Robin takes him from behind
As they frolic in the grass
Robin rams him, up the ass
One night when they were all at play
A gorgeous maiden came their way
She walked up to Friar Tuck
And said, "I’m Marion, d’y’wan’a fuck?"
The Friar couldn’t believe his ears
She’s offering sex to us old queers
While he recovered from his shock
Robin presented her with his cock
The three old men all had a bash
As Marion’s clothes were off in a flash
For Marion this was sheer bliss
As they filled her every orifice
When all was done she gave a whine
"Thank you boys for a lovely time
But for your pleasure you must pay
I’ve got the pox, have a nice day"
"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck
"We don’t really give a fuck
The laughs on you, you silly cow
We’ve all got AIDS, so whose fucked now?"