Little Johnny was being particularly reckless one day. He was
playing in the backyard when some honeybees started swirling around, annoying
him. He began stomping on them in a temper and his father saw him.
'That's it. No honey for you for one month.'
Later, Johnny pondered over some butterflies and soon started catching them and
crushing them under his feet.
His father again caught him and after a brief moment of thought said, 'No butter
for you for one month.'
Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner and got jumpy when
cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on
them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead.
Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching
her, to which Johnny said, 'Are you going to tell her, Daddy, or do you want me
to?'