Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when
he suddenly felt nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn
and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see
you."
So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned
to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young
face.
"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom.
Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE
SICK."