When little Johnny was 8 years old he was very curious. He heard older boys talk about things like fucking but he didn't understand what they meant.
One day little Johnny went to his mom. "Mom, what's sex?" His mom was surprised by this and simply replied "Well, Johnny, why don't you just hide behind the curtains in your older sister's room one night and watch her and her boyfriend."
For once little Johnny did what he was told. He told his mom about it the next day.
"Well mom, first my sister and her boyfriend came into the room and sat on the bed together. They started kissing each other. I think my sister was feeling a little sick because she started to moan. Her boyfriend layed her on the bed and took off her shirt. Then she took his shirt off. They kept kissing and kissing and kissing. Finally they sat up and sis took her pants off. Her boyfriend did the same and I saw why they were sick. There was this giant snake, it was huge! About 10 inches, I swear! Sis gasped and exclaimed she had never seen one that big. She, apparently hasn't played in the backyard much. Anyways, sis tried to kill the snake by biting it, but it didn't work. Finally her boyfriend grabbed a small bag and stuffed the snake into it. They went back to kissing and the snake crawled up sis. Neither seemed to care though. After a little more kissing I saw the snake again. This time it was dead. I knew it was dead because when sis'
boyfriend stood up the snake just lay there very limp. I dangled between his legs. I think it was stuck to him somehow. Any way, he sat down again next to sis and they started kissing again. That's when I realized the snake wasn't dead after all! It jumped straight up again!. Her boyfriend laid down on the bed and sis sat on the snake, trying to kill it. I didn't see it for a bit but the next time I saw it the snake was limp again. This time it was dead for sure, because sis' boyfriend took it's skin off and flushed it down the toilet."

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