Like Father Like Son
Five-year-old Little Johnny answered the door when the census taker came by. He
told the census taker that his daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was
performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little boy. Do
you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"