Gambling
It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the
teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid
gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other
kids if he was not watched closely.
The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she had handled many
such problems and was very capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to
gamble.
Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how things were
going.
"Oh, everything is going very well." She said. "I think I may have cured little
Johnny of his gambling habit."
The father asked her what had happened.
"The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars that I had a mole
on my rear." She said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the
teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole."
"Damn!" The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he would see
the teacher's ass before the day was over."