The Alligator Hunter
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of
genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself
an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman
standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge
9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature,
and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in
amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts
out, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"