Ed is a donkey
Hes not a duck
He goes to the beach
Thats where he likes to fuck.
Ed is a donkey
Hes not a cock
He sits on his ass
And looks at the clock.
Ed is a donkey
Hes not a mouse
He has a big porch
On his big white house.
Ed is a donkey
Hes not a frog
He goes to the field
And runs with his dog.
Ed is a donkey
Hes not a horse
Yes Ed is a donkey
A donkey of course!
*Finished: 11-21-01