LIST OF INFO FOR DE MOMMA
- Anne needs you to pick up her prescriptions. She left w/ Karen because qqqqqqq she doesn't like me.
- Josh left just before 7:30, he came to the office to let you know he was leaving.
- Ryan was bored so I taught him set but he didn't like it so he typed the "q"s (see above) and now he is playing with Dom's toys.
- A doctor called to say that your daughter favorito (read: Mary) is in need of food. He said that I could only be cured through the administration of some obscure african medicinal herb. The only problem with this is that this particular herb is not found anywhere in this hemisphere. Fret not, o dear mother, for Ryan, learned herbologist as he is, has informed me that this herb's very close relative can also be found in, yep you guessed it, Taco Bell Nachos. Yes, hard to believe as it is, these nachos contain a unique mix of ingredients, many of them unknown to mankind (except for Taco Bell employees who have sworn on their lives not to tell), that when mixed together in the proper proportions (read: nachos) have a complete chemical makeup extremely similar to that herb. (If you don't believe me the herb in question is called ehchesseotin tortillano. Look it up in medical journals, but not now or it will be too late). The doctor also said to inform you that I have a small amount of money left after the bill for his consultation, this is considerably smaller after Ryan's fee but I think I may have enough for the cure. You can call the doctor to confirm this his number is *********** oops sorry about the coffee spill.
Typed by a trained professional don't try this at home unless you have a typewriter.
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