One fateful day, two friends named Dominick and Mary accidently plugged in, turned on, and put paper in the typewriter at the office where their mothers worked. Little did they know their lives were about to take a quirky turn.
When they tried to type, nothing logical would print out. Instead, the typewriter typed out a page of nonsense so completly bizarre that it had the power to bring about the apocalypse, alter the eccentricity of Pluto's orbit, and turn all pink cotton candy blue. This paper was so powerful and dangerous that it was immediatly destroyed.
The pages that came out after that first were still nonsense, but not nearly so dangerous. According to the typewriter's wishes we have made this webpage to share these stories with the world.
You have been warned of the potential danger of reading these writings. Read at your own risk, and don't blame us if your cotton candy changes color.
Please send your comments about this site to firstname.lastname@example.org. We will print your comments out and feed them through the typewriter so that it may read your feedback. Please note: the haunted typewriter is tired of receiving anti-qwerty hate mail. If you have problems with standard keyboard layout please keep them to yourself.