1a. No thanks, we've seen what can happen with real trees. Remember the squirrel in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? Plus, the dog would eat it. Try again.
1b. Right! We can keep it up as long as we want and there are no squirrel problems. Give yourself a point and move on.
1c. We may be crazy, but we're not that crazy. Try again.
1d. What's Cristmas without a tree? Plus, the dog would eat the flowers. Try again.
Hey! No cheating!
2a. We all love this one, but it's not number one. Try again.
2b. I wouldn't touch that song with a 39 and a half foot pole! Try again.
2c. Given a choice between the two of them, I take the seasick crocodile. Try again.
2d. Right! Although no one else has heard of it, this is Tom's favorite. It's by a streetpunk band called The Vandals.
"If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd Say Oi! to the Punks
And Oi! to the Skins
But Oi To The World and everybody wins."
Give yourself a point and move on.
3a. Right! You should hear him laugh everytime he sees it! Give yourself a point and move on.
3b. No, that's Joanne's favorite scene. Guess again.
3c. No, that's GIECO's favorite scene, not Arnie's. Try again.
4a. Of course not. Try again.
4b. Yes! And we wouldn't trade him for anything, but what's your price? Go on to the next question.
4c. No, Easter's our target! Try again.
4d. No, that was MC Escher. Every street goes uphill in Jamestown. Try again.
5a. Been there, done that, we've still made it to Buffalo! Try a different route.
5b. Nah, that sleigh has a good radar system. Try again.
5c. Do you really think Arnie would do this to avoid the in-laws? Try again sister!
5d. Ah ha. You got it. He broke his leg by avoiding breaking his leg. Make any sense? Move right along.
6a. Even though Mary planned the children's story, sang in the Folk Group, and inflated 150 hellium balloons for that Mass, you're wrong. Try again.
6b. Lets see... Arnie lectored and ushered, Anne carried out Baby Jesus' birthday cake, and Tom and Mary performed a mime to a Christmas meditation. Sounds right - but wrong! Try again.
6c. Arnie and Mary performed with the chime choir at the "almost Midnight Mass," but that wasn't the only Mass we attended. Guess again.
6d. Right, we were at the 4, 6 and Midnight Masses! What a night! Keep going!
7a. No, Tom and Mary do that all year long. Guess again.
7b. NOT!! You've got to be kidding. Pick a more reasonable answer!
7c. Yes! We love our annual bus ride to carol for our parish's shut-ins. You're on a roll!
7d. Huh!? We aviod stores and plazas from Thanksgiving through New Years as much as possible! Guess again.
8a. Yes! Yes! Yes! Keep moving while you're in the zone.
8b. Yes, and...
8c. Yes, and...
8d. Yes, and...
8e. Yes, and...
8f. Yes, and...
8g. Yes, and...
9a. Are you kidding?Try again, and this time use your head.
9b. You really don't know the Zdrojewski's, do you? Hey Arnie, how long has it been since you drank coffee? Try again.
9c. Right! We love that Puff!One more to go!
9d. Well, presents are nice, but they aren't the best part of the morning.Try again.
10a. Getting there...
10b. Getting there...
10c. Getting there...
10d. Right! Merry Christmas, Blessed New Year, and a safe and happy holiday season from the Zdrojewski Family! Now, go check your score...
Merry Christmas from the Zdrojewski Family!
Arnie, Joanne, Anne, Mary, and Tom
P.S. Visit Mary and Dominick's website: haunted typewriter