Josh: "Teenagers think they're so full of wisdom. Like us, for instance. Not that we think we do, we just DO. And that's coming from a teenager. Wait...did I just totally contradict myself?"
*OOC* Joop: 'and the guys with the "jive" cars, we imitate the pop tarts commercials... they drive by and i go ***BYAAAAMMMMM*'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'If not for Jek I'd assume complete dictatorship and crush you all with my totalitarian government.'
*OOC* Rayven: 'And I would toss a chipmunk at you.'
*OOC* Gizmo SCREAMS
*OOC* Rayven nods. 'Thot so.'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Kill it! Kill it!'
*OOC* Gizmo runs away.
*OOC* Rayven assumes complete dictatorship and crushes you all with her totalitarian government.
'AJay's a "hands-on" kinda guy ;)'
Lady: "We know they do it... We just dun wanna know"
*OOC* Jekteir: 'If you ever feel like telling me your porn woes, I'm here for you, you lascivious bisexual 17-year-old KaZaA-distributed-girl-fondler, you. Damn, that took a long time to type.'
Shawna: "o.o!!! I wanna get raped by Legolas! Hot hot hot... want to touch the hiney"
Lady: "I need motivation"
Moi: "Move it, bitch!"
Lady: "You're fired from the motivation club"
*OOC* Rayven fuzzles. 'Daddy hit me in the face with a bag of Hot Cheetoz.'
*OOC* Antigen: 'I want some!'
*OOC* Rayven crushes cheetoz against the monitor. 'Erm... That could be difficult.'
*OOC* Antigen busts out laughing.
*OOC* Rayven bows.
*OOC* Antigen: 'Encore!'
*OOC* Rayven crushes more cheetoz against the screen. 'This really isn't working out too well.'
Brit-nay: "i guess u could call urself a pretty boy"
addressing billahy, the model
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Oh hey! A newbie! *shoots himself in head*'
*OOC* Antigen: 'Good day not to be a nycropheliac.'
*OOC* Gizmo awws.
*OOC* Gizmo: 'You mean you wouldn't make sweet hot love to my dead and rotting corpse?'
*OOC* Antigen: 'With or without the help of drugs?'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'I thought we had something. ;P'
*OOC* Antigen: 'Oh baby, oh baby.'
Cody: *becomes bastard* "Pick one."
Moi: "No."
Cody: "Yes?"
Moi: "Uh-uh"
Cody: "What if you had to?"
Moi: "I'd shoot mehself."
Cody: "Kinda defeats the purpose of meeting someone..."
Moi: "Good point."
Bivalve: Neither bisexual, nor a medical condition. Just a mollusk.
heh... thespark.com's quizzes confuse me and jenn...
in a note from me to dad:
...meep. uh... dude. i think my voice changed... is this -normal-?! :|
dad's reply...
It's normal for a boy- Perhaps you are some sort of chromosomic alien mutant visitor bent on destroying earth and claiming it for your own world for our vast natural resources. Or maybe not. Just a thought.
Ida: So when did you take algebra?
Moi: Seventh grade
Ida: So what did you take in eighth grade? Regular eighth grade math?
Moi: No, geometry
Ida: Oh! That's right, you're in algebra ii...
genius! a girl who sits near me in algebra ii
*OOC* Rayven: 'Pixelkins and I are far too alike. Tis scary, really.'
*OOC* Pixie: 'Ray is Mini-Pixel.'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Dr. Pixel and Mini-Meep.'
*OOC* Rayven :D
*OOC* Rayven: 'luff it'
*OOC* Pixie grins.
*OOC* Fea visualizes Pixie bald and with right pinkie at mouth.
*OOC* Gizmo is Fuzzy Bastard.
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Antigen has apparently taken habbit to calling me God Fuzz. :D'
*OOC* Rayven nods.
*OOC* Rayven: 'Lady makes names for people.'
*OOC* Rayven: 'I'm Ms. Bosley'
*OOC* Rayven: 'So she's now 'Doorknob''
*OOC* Pixie is... Pixie?
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Mrs. Esterhousen!'
*OOC* Rayven eeps.
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Pixie is Julieus Maximus. :D'
*OOC* Pixie: 'I'd like to have a penis. Having a penis could be fun.'
*OOC* Pixie: 'However, I do enjoy having boobies.'
Mentor of the Week is: Rayven!
*OOC* Gizmo pounces the Pixie pie. :D
*OOC* Pixie splats.
*OOC* Rayven eats teh Pixie pie ;) Yum.
*OOC* Pixie: '"eats", eh? ;)'
*OOC* Rayven grins.
*OOC* Pixie orgasms?
*OOC* Rayven: Sure :D
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Like we didn't all catch the innuendo to begin with. ;P'
*OOC* Gizmo is horny most of the time. :P Gizmo = Guy.
*OOC* Rayven: 'Hey, Ray = Girl, and is horny most of the time as well.'
*OOC* Gizmo hehs.
*OOC* Gizmo: 'you're a special breed. ;)'
*OOC* Pixie is definitely female as well, and constantly horny.
*OOC* Rayven: 'You bet yer buttons ;)'
*OOC* Zypher: 'Kill me quickly no dont cause it will yeah break time'
Zypher says, "Rayven is to leash as Seifer is to"
You say, "Dog."
Zypher says, "um okay"
You say, "Seifer is to orange juice as Ray is to..."
Zypher says, "ORANGE!!"
You say, "Yea... ya squeeze me, and ya get a Seif."
Zypher says, "..."
Zypher says, "Okay, straw"
You say, "Dude, that is SO sexual."
Zypher says, "As if I didnt know ^-^"
Rayven mrawrs ;)
Zypher fires a snowball at RaybabyraybabyRAY!
You fire a snowball at Zyphywyphysugarlumpkins!!
*OOC* Rayven: 'Duuude.'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'She got a Dell. :)'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Hell yea. :)'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'And now she's hunting for Maugwi Pr0n on KaZaA. ^.^'
*OOC* Virtual: 'who isn't?'
*OOC* Rayven: 'OH baby ;)'
*OOC* Gizmo isn't searching, he's creating! :D
*OOC* Virtual: 'who isn't?'
*OOC* Virtual :P
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Narf. :P'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Me. I just like to spectate. ;)'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Hot fuzzy action always gets me goin'.'
*OOC* Virtual is having fun with his "Original Pranksta" mp3
*OOC* Rayven: 'Offspring 0wnz j00. And so does small fuzzy sex.'
Joshes: "That's a bunch of fruits!"
Joshes: "You can quote me on that."
Brit-nay: "I'm never depressed. I'm the energizer bunny!"
Lady: "You're the child prodigy."
Moi: "No, I'm the midget prodigy."
Lady: "Yes. And I am the child prodigy. And together we make... uh..."
Together: "Ladylas and Bosli!"
Bosli: *bounces up and down frantically behind the castle wall* "What the hell is going on?! Tell me tell me tell me!"
Ladylas: "Shall I describe it to you, or toss you over the wall so you can get a closer look?"
Moi: *bounces* "How can someone be sleepy and hyper at the same time?"
Moi: "There's a difference between you and me. I think I look fine in real life. But I take an awful picture."
Josh: "heheheeheheeee that's a good sign"
Moi: "oh?"
Josh: "Yeah, means when I see you, you'll look even better!"
Moi: "i'm blushing my ass off now."
Josh: "Sounds painful."
Lane: "you're a mini-Meg."
Moi: "and a mini-Pixel."
Lane: "and mini-Hermione."
Moi: "I'm Hermepix!"
Moi: "I never thought I'd write the word 'sex' so much on something I'm turning in for school."
Josh: ???
Moi: "'sex linked traits are traits connected to only one sex. sex limited traits are only expressed in the presence of sex hormones and are only observed in one particular sex. sex influenced traits are expressed in both sexes, but differently"
Josh: "That's a lot of sex. I'm blushing."
Moi: "SEX SEX SEX!"
Josh: "... that's just scary"
Josh: "man you could have a sexy computer nerd showcase"
Moi: "Josh and Christi: Sexy computer nerds of the 21st century"
*OOC* Hermione: 'He's a ladies woman isn't he?'
referring to lane and his relationship with women
Josh: "LOOK! A Canadian! Let's steal em"
Moi: "yea yea yea! and and and paint it blue and name it sue!"
Moi: :|
Josh: :|
Josh: "YEAH!!"
Moi: "Kyle needs a quote."
Kyle: "No."
Lady: "I'm a geni--OH fuck."
Moi: "Whee my hair's all prettyyyy--oh shit."
some answers from sarah's survey...
5. What was the last thing you ate?
christi....oops......no, she ate me.
39. Fave day of the year:
don't have one. i could make any day my favorite if i chose to, but i don't. but it will DEFINITELY be the day i meet christi!!!
favorite sound?
EMINEM!!! actually....it'd prolly be christi's voice cause she ALWAYS makes me happy!!
Meg: "lane keeps slapping his fat and its so obnoxiously loud"
Cat: "you'd be pimpin' around in your car and in your booster, and be like "whad up" and suck on a ring pop"
*OOC* Antigen: 'Behold the power of Gizmo.'
*OOC* Antigen: 'Let's go play with the puppies and cook old people food!'
*OOC* Gizmo is all the things a good german should be. ;)
*OOC* Gizmo is tall, blonde, blue eyes, and white. "And I've even got a identifiable last name."
*OOC* Gizmo: 'I think Hitler would be quite proud of me.'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Aside from that fact that I'm not fond of his ideals. :)'
*OOC* Rayven: 'That minor detail. :)'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Come on, who wouldn't want a piece of that hot, fuzzy bod?'
Kayleen: also people sayed i looked like 1. A mushroom 2. a lesbian 3. i was from london 4. slut, so that adds up to a sluty, lebsionic mushroom from london france (because i thout london was in france)
Brit-nay: "RUBBER DUCKIES ARE YELLOW!!!"
Brit-nay: "I wouldn't look good in a speedo..."
Moi: "Girls aren't SUPPOSED to wear speedos."
Brit-nay: "Bikini bottoms cold be considered speedos..."
Moi: "Nuh-uh. Bikini bottoms cover everything."
Brit-nay: "So do speedos."
Moi: "SPEEDOS ARE MANTHONGS!!!"
Andy: "My tongue just got pissed off and kicked me in the face."
Ladylas: "We need viagra."
Moi: "Last night a bug flew into my nose."
Billy: "You must have one attractive nose. I bet people just wanna screw it up the butthole."
De: "yea, he thinks that there is some secret service type involvement in being bisexual....wants to know "everything" not much to tell is there? lol"
Moi: "i like pussy. i like dick. i like tits and balls too. but i'm not into transvestites. that would make me bisexual. tada."
Moi: "otay baibai lady"
Joshes: "Hey, I am the catwoman power ranger and dont you forget it"
Moi: "Yes maam"
Ashley the PREP: "ok i now have more words ha ha FIGHTER, and of course, Girl All The Bad Guys Want (i think its just wierd that its by a group named bowl of soup lol)"
after getting off the phone with a solicitor
Dad: "She wanted to sell me the digital combo super maxi pack. Ultra thin, with wings."
*OOC* Jekteir: 'Though Ursula's pretty good too.'
*OOC* Hermione: 'Yeah...'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Jek, I wanna see you dress like Ursula.'
*OOC* Hermione: 'Can imagine you with 8 black testicles.'
Crystal: "love, to me, is like a blowpop. hard on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. it takes a while, but after lick after lick, you finally get to the gum. chew it forever, just please dont spit it out."
De: why why WHY must people tell me that they like me?
Moi: de, i have a confession.
Moi: im madly in love with you
Moi: please... carry my child
De: YES RAY
De: I WILL
Moi: i knew our love was real! i knew it!
De: ......hey, are you tired?
De: CUZ YOU'VE BEEN RUNNIN' THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY
Moi: OH BABY
Moi: YOU KNOW THAT LINE TURNS ME ON!
Moi: *proceeds to open envelope containing the book that Giz sent her, sending gray dust and envelope particles everywhere, all over her robe, the book, and the couch.*
Mom: *after cleaning up* "Chris, there was a nibby on the envelope that said 'pull tab here'."
Antigen says, "How can you get knocked up by a fuzz ball?"
Luke = teh Bisexual Gopher God of Kinky Sex
Sean: "i am tight, yeeah, ur fuckin right"
Moi: "seanny has a tight pussy O.o"
Sean: "damn right i do"
Joshes: "u are the bestest site person in the whole wide world"
Moi: "mother.fucker."
Joshes: "fuckin midget!"
Moi: "BITE ME!"
Joshes: "WHICH FLAVOR?!"
Moi: "CHEESE!"
Joshes: "FINE!"
Moi: "I DONT BELIEVE IN OOMPA LOOMPAS!"
Joshes: "I was one once."
Joshes: "When I came back from Panama City Beach"
Moi: "omg. i dont wanna know."
Moi: "i look like princess leia"
Joshes: ". . ."
Moi: "i do."
Joshes: "nah"
Joshes: "shes ooglier"
Moi: "awww"
Moi: "well my hair looks like hers"
Joshes: "that's odd"
Moi: "well sorta. its on each side, only waterfallish"
Joshes: "so you look like a doggy?"
Moi: "yea. woof woof."
De: "guys like you make us turn lesbian"
Sean: "girls like you make me turn lesbian!"
De: "fun!"
Sean: "yes, i admit it, im a lesbian at heart"
Sean: "always have been"
De: "oooooooooooo yay!"
Sean: "i don't discriminate."
Sean: "i just ejaculate."
Moi: "Ah, I giggle every time you talk about your bisexualness."
Luke: "What? Just because I swing more ways than a pendulum?"
Gizmo as Lady: "Jur da hottie an i want jur body - meow. w00t for teacher not showing up, now we have time for playing kinky games. teh secret is out - i luff ju"
*OOC* Antigen rips open a new 100 pack of CD-R's and inhales deeply, 'Ahh. The smell of technology.'
*OOC* Chamber: 'Basically, what happened.. Ray popped in, infected all the males with her wicked voodoo-sex-charm and now they just chat with her on AIM and don't give a hoot about anything else. ;>'
*MUSIC* Chamber: I'm a Genie in a bottle, baby, you gotta rub me the right way honey, or else I won't climax, and I'll find someone who knows what they're doing.
Lady: "I can see you as a robot named HyperBitch."
Luke: "My penis is in your hands... wait..."
You say, 'Killin' the damn squirrels... Evil.'
Nite says, 'Of course I'm evil...'
Nite says, 'I'm a monk!'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'If you lose a nipple while shaving your mustache, you deserve it.'
*OOC* Gizmo: 'Rayven's a nerdslut. But she's a yummy one, so it's all good.'
Luke: "I can see us years from now, married, and me trying to crawl out of the bedroom, you pulling me back in by the leg tellin' me we aren't done yet."
Moi: "Aww, why would you wanna leave anyway?"
Luke: "To regain strength! And sperm!"
I'm a cat.
Andy says, "damn carts."
Andy says, "and the cats...that are in the carts.."
Andy says, "damn carts full of cats..."
Cody: "i was bored at 3 in the morning"
Cody: "what am i suppose to do?"
Cody: "dance around in a clown suit?"
Cody: "going"
Cody: "MY NAME IS ITALIAN BEAST"
Cody: "WOOPDEEDOO"
*OOC* Antigen: 'Geometry Book Question, "What is the name of a polygon that has five sides?"'
*OOC* Rayven stares.
*OOC* Rayven: 'Killit.'
*OOC* Antigen laughs
*OOC* Antigen: 'Is it not a polygon'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Oh. Pentagon.'
*OOC* Antigen: 'Oh.'
*OOC* Rayven: 'We both feel like asses.'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Yup.'
*OOC* Antigen laughs.
*OOC* Rayven: 'And we represent Colonial's elite.'
*OOC* Rayven: 'Wow. I feel sorry for the future.'
Brit-nay: "105.9 darn you hispanics!!"
Seanny: "ASS SEX IS BAD FOR YOU, MMKAY"
*i have permission from everyone on this page to use their quotes, so nyah
