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Once upon a time, two gay cowboys were eating pudding and making out at the same time when one of the cowboys said to the other “I’m done with you I need a new boy toy”.

The other gay cowboy started to cry like Nancy Karrigan. So he went to the bank and withdrew his whole lifesavings of 50 cents and went to the store and bought an edible Speedo and then he put it on and went dancing in his cowboy boots like a ballerina on the Richard Simmons show. The first gay cowboy was so happy they made sweet love down by the fire. THE END

MORAL: If your relationship is having problems, just remember, it’s nothing that sweet love by the fire can’t fix. Lord Neel August 26, 2001

Sex in a Bottle, Friend of Foe.

Once upon a time, there was a ballerina named Bubba. As you might have already guessed Bubba was a big black guy, and let’s just say he doesn’t exactly play for the same team as all the other guys do. Yeap he’s gay. His boyfriend on the other hand was a French Arabian Panda Bear who loved to make sweet love down by the fire. But there’s just one problem, The French Arabian Panda Bear was as strait as an Arrow and he just liked to see Bubba because he kept a lot of Cherry Mt. Dew in his refrigerator. Now as one might or might not know Cherry Mt. Dew is code for, Sex In a Bottle. So as you can see Bubba used the French Arabian Panda Bear for his Body.

One day after Making Sweet love down by the fire, Bubba realized that he was actually making love to a dumpster behind the alley. He was so scarred for life that he decapitated both of his arms and became a quadriplegic man on a pony.

The End:

Moral: Don’t drink to much Sex in a Bottle; you might end up with someone or something that you don’t want to know in a personal way.