My Favorite Quotes

• · "They're violent and dangerous but they're all really nice guys!"~Quatre, Gundam Wing
• · "Let me tell you something: It hurts like hell."~Heero, Gundam Wing
• · "Let's see...1,2,3,4,5,6....there's 10 of you and 1 of me. What's a poor girl to do?"~Esmerelda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• · "Don't you ever migrate?!"~Laverne, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• · "Where's that stick thingie you're always waving around?"~Ranma, Ranma 1/2
• Kuno: I will hand you over to my twisted sister as her slave, and all will be forgiven! Ranma: Oh, well in that case . . . dream on stupid.~Ranma 1/2
• Simba: Stop that! What does it mean, anyway? Rafiki: It means you're a baboon, and I'm not hehehe Simba: I think you're a little confused. Rafiki: Ah, I'm not the one who is confused. You don't enve know WHO youare! Simba: Oh, and I suppose you do. Rafiki: Sure do. You're Mufasa's boy. Bye! (Lion King)
• Nala: I can't believe it. He's gone back! Timon: Gone back?! What's going here? Who's the monkey?! Nala: He's gone back to challenge Scar. TImon: Who? Nala: Scar. Pumbaa: Who's gotta scar? Nala: Nonono, it's his uncle. Timon: The monkey's his uncle? Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king? Timon&Pumbaa: Oooooh. (Lion King)
• · "Don't you ever _knock_ first?!"~Miaka, Fushigi Yugi
• Taitsukun: Any questions? Tasuki: ooh! Ooh! Taitsukun: Any questions about my appearance and you'll be sorry. Tasuki: Awww Taitsukun: Nuriko, smack him! *smack* Tasuki: ow! (Fushigi Yugi)
• · "How lucky can they be? They're dead!"~Grandma, Mulan
• Mulan: You're uhh.... Mushu: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring? Mulan: Tiny. Mushu: Of course! I'm travel size for your convenience! If I were my _real_ size your cow here would die of fright! *Khan nips at Mushu* Down, Bessie! (Mulan)
• Shrek: Ogres are....like onions! Donkey: They stink? Shrek: yes-NO! (Shrek)
• · "You know what else? You're a...a _girl_ dragon?! I mean, of _course_ you're a girl dragon, 'cause you're just WREAKING of feminine beauty!"~Donkey, Shrek
• · "We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction."~General Douglas MacArthur (?)
• · "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!"~Unknown
• · "He's got more gadgets on him then a swiss army knife!"~Bo Peep, Toy Story
• · "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell."~Buzz, Toy Story
• · "I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."~Winston Churchill
• King Creon: This boy is hopelessly on the woman's side! Prince Haemon: I am on your side! Are you a woman then? (Excerpt from the play
• (It takes a Ranma fan to get this) *Ranma singing* Never gonna be a girl again. Never gonna be a girl again. ~ Ranma 1/2
• Ryoga: I think you're a litte confused! Lets's get this straight. My name isn't Charlotte. Ranma: It's P-Chan! Ryoga: Right! Wait, quiet You!!~Ranma 1/2
• "I'm the Powerful, the Pleasurable, the Indisstructable Mushu."~Mulan
• Mr. Tendo (about Shampoo's feelings for Ranma): When he's a boy, she just wants him . . . when he's a girl, she wants him dead.~Ranma 1/2

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