Here are some amusing conversations. If amusing things continue to go on in my life, there will be more.
InsanePixy: Wanna have hot lesbian sex? :D
InsanePixy: ;x
Pitasteph: As a matter of fact i do :D
InsanePixy: Oh. Mkay. :D
Pitasteph: BUT
Pitasteph: the question is...do you?
InsanePixy: *ponders*
InsanePixy: Yes. Yes I do.
Pitasteph: Now who is it that you want to have dykadelic sex with?
InsanePixy: Steph. :)
InsanePixy: *points* ;x
InsanePixy: SHE'S RIGHT THERE. *pokes you*
Pitasteph: *poked* Why that's a conikidink
InsanePixy: Gee. Why?
InsanePixy: Do you wanna have dykey sex with yourself too?
Pitasteph: 'cause the girl i wanna have hot lesbian sex with is wow *pokes* right here *pokes mishy*
Pitasteph: LMAO
InsanePixy: *poked*
InsanePixy: HEY
InsanePixy: Yanno what...
Pitasteph: what hun?
InsanePixy: We should have hot lesbian dykey bi-chick sex. :D
Pitasteph: Yes, we should :x
InsanePixy: I'll mark it on my calendar. :)
Pitasteph: Too bad I dont own a from of tranportation..otherwise i could be on my way right now
InsanePixy: lol ;x
InsanePixy: But now I must go. We're having a storm. Storm + computer = electrocution. ;x
Pitasteph: lol yes you better get off :D
Pitasteph: dont want my future sex partner to be injured :x
InsanePixy: I sure will GET OFF. ;x
Pitasteph: YES!!
Pitasteph: FASTER MISHY FASTER :x
InsanePixy: lmao. Bye Stephuls. <3333
onetoothjoe: hey mister
InsanePixy: I really like your daughter. ;)
onetoothjoe: stay away from my daughter bitch
InsanePixy: lol
onetoothjoe: so do you like that cdc
InsanePixy: I don't just like it. I like it so much bit's gone from like to hate and back to like again.
onetoothjoe: so it that a yes
onetoothjoe: is
InsanePixy: Yes.
onetoothjoe: yay
InsanePixy: joy
onetoothjoe: im not the crack of the cork in the arm across the room like a four alarm
onetoothjoe: some kinda teacher i look that way
InsanePixy: THAT, sir, is my favorite song on the cd.
onetoothjoe: mine too
InsanePixy: And I've adopted Mess as my themesong.
onetoothjoe: i like the next to last one
InsanePixy: And I can't beat those fuckin dwarf bastards in Chrono Cross. :\
onetoothjoe: lol
onetoothjoe: they must be gods
InsanePixy: lol. I told my mom you wanted to come over. :D She was like "Ok."
onetoothjoe: really
onetoothjoe: hotnass
InsanePixy: And then I was like "Yeah. Then he's gonna sleep over." and she goes "I don't think so...."
onetoothjoe: boooo
InsanePixy: I was like "Don't worry mom. I promise not to have hot kinky bondage sex."
InsanePixy: Then she gave me the mom stare.
onetoothjoe: you said that
onetoothjoe: lol
InsanePixy: So I promptly shut up.
onetoothjoe: i hate that mom stair
InsanePixy: lol. Yes. I say stupidly sarcastic things worthy of the mom stare alot.
onetoothjoe: stare
onetoothjoe: its like medusa or sumtin
InsanePixy: lol. *shiver* Mom stares scare me.
onetoothjoe: when i can drive ill come over all the time
InsanePixy: I got the mom stare again today. I swore at her. She said something and I was like "Well I'm not the dumbass who said that!"
InsanePixy: Yay
onetoothjoe: we will devise a plan to beat this midget bastards
onetoothjoe: those
InsanePixy: We sure will. Fuckin dwarvs with big nose faces and shiny hats. And their fuckin tank. :\
InsanePixy: dwarves*
onetoothjoe: fuckin tank
InsanePixy: Damn it all to the 7th core of hell.
onetoothjoe: danm fucking tank motherfucking short fuckmonkey sons of bitches
InsanePixy: lol
InsanePixy: Why, Justin, I do believe that's a record for most swear words used in a single sensible sentence.
onetoothjoe: yay 5 points
InsanePixy: *writes it down*
onetoothjoe: i think you have ten points
onetoothjoe: one for the ally mcbeal skinny reference
onetoothjoe: 5*
InsanePixy: Really? YAY. I beat you. Loser.
onetoothjoe: and you had 5 for some other reason
InsanePixy: lol "These are like them Ally McBeal of school lockers." ;D
onetoothjoe: probably hurting john
InsanePixy: the*
InsanePixy: Yeah, I get bonus points for hurting him.
InsanePixy: I can't beleive I ever went out with him. What a loser I am. :D
onetoothjoe: 5 points for remembering wut you said
InsanePixy: WOO. 15 points.
InsanePixy: I remember everything though.
onetoothjoe: damn you
InsanePixy: Unless I forget it.
onetoothjoe: is that so
InsanePixy: It is.
InsanePixy: So.
onetoothjoe: is it?
InsanePixy: It is.
onetoothjoe: so.....
InsanePixy: It is so. And God said "Let there be light." and then he said "Oh fuck, way too bright."
onetoothjoe: we both get 10 points for our clever play on words
onetoothjoe: lol
onetoothjoe: 5 points for making fun of god
InsanePixy: And then the sun fried up all the animals he created.
InsanePixy: And he said "Me damnit! I screwed up again."
onetoothjoe: me damnit
onetoothjoe: 500000000000000000000000 points
InsanePixy: Me damnit. Cuz he was god.
InsanePixy: I'm really racking up the points.
InsanePixy: I rule. :D
InsanePixy: In a not so ruling kinda way
onetoothjoe: you rule without any actual ruling power
InsanePixy: Precisely, my dear Watson.
onetoothjoe: did you know 42 is the awnser to everything
InsanePixy: Really?
onetoothjoe: 42
InsanePixy: Oh, I see. Smartass. :D
onetoothjoe: 42
InsanePixy: 24
onetoothjoe: fuck you satan whore
InsanePixy: You wish. ;D
InsanePixy: When I go to hell, I will be satan's whore.
onetoothjoe: your right
onetoothjoe: and ill be your bitch
InsanePixy: I always am.
InsanePixy: Yep.
onetoothjoe: so ill be satans bitch-in-law
InsanePixy: LOL
InsanePixy: *falls out of chair laughing*
InsanePixy: That was at least 6000000000000 points.
onetoothjoe: yay
onetoothjoe: i win
InsanePixy: Nu uh.
onetoothjoe: y not
InsanePixy: Girls always win.
InsanePixy: ALWAYS.
InsanePixy: So I win.
onetoothjoe: that cuz the have all the vagina
InsanePixy: Exactly.
onetoothjoe: thats not fair
InsanePixy: You're right. It's not.
InsanePixy: But I still win.
InsanePixy: :)
onetoothjoe: damn your logic
InsanePixy: Damn it all to the 7th core of hell.
onetoothjoe: y not the 42nd core of hell
InsanePixy: 7 times 6 = 42.
onetoothjoe: this is true
InsanePixy: So damn it 6 times over to the 7th core of hell.
onetoothjoe: yay
InsanePixy: joy.
InsanePixy: gasm.
onetoothjoe: joygasm
InsanePixy: HAH! I typed it first.
onetoothjoe: haha i joygasmed faster that you
onetoothjoe: nuh uh
InsanePixy: Mine was just seperated!
InsanePixy: Besides, I don't think joygasming before me is anything to brag about. :P
onetoothjoe: you have multiple joygasms
onetoothjoe: a friend doesnt let a freind bang another friends girlfriend
InsanePixy: Hey, there's another example of how girls always win. :D
InsanePixy: HEY. I'm listening to that song right now.
onetoothjoe: i hafta go
onetoothjoe: freaky shit
InsanePixy: Alrighty
onetoothjoe: cya
InsanePixy: bye bye
InsanePixy: Kixle Rose rhymes with Kayxz Blows. ;x
InsanePixy: *hearts*
Kayxz blows: *hearts*
InsanePixy: *hearts*
Kayxz blows: -eating cold chikaaaaaan-
InsanePixy: mmmm
InsanePixy: *steals a piece*
InsanePixy: *chomp chomp* ;x
Kayxz blows: -slaps grubby hands- CAKSIE'S
InsanePixy: Eef.
InsanePixy: *spits it back out* Pre-chewed for your convenience? ;x
Kayxz blows: -eats- mmm caksie hungryyyyy
InsanePixy: lol. mmmmmm, Kayxz caveman ;x
Kayxz blows: :D! caksie go KABOOM
InsanePixy: *'sploded on*
Kayxz blows: caksie says scuse me :D
InsanePixy: lol. Kayxz 'scused.
InsanePixy: Yer so cute right now. ;x
Kayxz blows: lol *hearts* ;x
Kayxz blows: caksie is greatly amused.
InsanePixy: Mixie is also.
Ozzydown2earth (3:30:46 PM): i got a candy cane
Ozzydown2earth (3:30:50 PM): it looks like a huge dick
InsanePixy (3:30:56 PM): lol
InsanePixy (3:31:03 PM): OH GEE. I wonder why.
Ozzydown2earth (3:31:18 PM): seriously its biiiig and looong
InsanePixy (3:31:30 PM): rofl....suuuuure.
InsanePixy (3:31:33 PM): ;x
InsanePixy (3:37:11 PM): *plays with post it's*
Ozzydown2earth (3:37:33 PM): look at my extended dick!
InsanePixy (3:37:44 PM): rofl
InsanePixy (3:38:05 PM): Post It's are better. ;p ;x
Ozzydown2earth (3:38:13 PM): but but but..
InsanePixy (3:39:16 PM): Post It's come in cool colors and can stick to things.
InsanePixy (3:39:29 PM): *sticks a neon green post it to computer* woohoo
Ozzydown2earth (3:39:32 PM): dicks come in various sizes and spits out sticky things
InsanePixy (3:39:38 PM): >.<
Ozzydown2earth (3:40:03 PM): plus they grow on thier own too
InsanePixy (3:40:09 PM): You can take notes on Post It's ;p
Ozzydown2earth (3:40:15 PM): specially with the touch of a female
InsanePixy (3:40:26 PM): lol
Ozzydown2earth (3:40:28 PM): you can do things worth taking notes for with a dick
InsanePixy (3:40:35 PM): LOL
InsanePixy (3:40:44 PM): *falls outta chair laughing*
Ozzydown2earth (3:40:57 PM): plus..you dont have to buy a dick in a store
Ozzydown2earth (3:41:09 PM): well you can, but it just isnt the same
InsanePixy (3:41:11 PM): But you can! ;x
InsanePixy (3:41:14 PM): lol
Ozzydown2earth (3:41:24 PM): you wouldnt need to buy one though
InsanePixy (3:41:47 PM): lol ;D
Ozzydown2earth (3:41:49 PM): im nice, you could play with mine, im in the sharing mood
InsanePixy (3:42:06 PM): Christmas is the season for giving. :D
InsanePixy: lol :D We SO rock. With all of our attention whore-iness. ;x
kayxz blows: YES. I'll check it out in a minute. I'm fixin sumfin on my webbysite. Changing some of the piks around.
InsanePixy: Kai.
kayxz blows: lol. I POSTED A COMMENT :X
kayxz blows: lol. The pik makes me look like... REBECCA from Ghost World :X
InsanePixy: ROFL. ;x YES
kayxz blows: I was like "rebeccaaaaa"
InsanePixy: rofl
InsanePixy: Dude, I hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it. ;x TOLD YOU I SEE YOU AS LOOKIN' LIKE REBECCA. ;x
kayxz blows: lol. I see you as... Meeshell. But everytime I watch the movie I go "thats me and mishypoop" :X
InsanePixy: I was like "*draw draw draw* This is Kayxz....*draw draw draw* THIS IS ME."
kayxz blows: lol.
InsanePixy: rofl. Mishypoop. HAHAH. ;x
kayxz blows: lol :X
kayxz blows: I still have the bunny bear thing on my lj :X
InsanePixy: Au d' poop.
kayxz blows: lol.
InsanePixy: LOL. And I still have Mixie The Plastic Smoozle Doll ;x
kayxz blows: I dunno where I gawt that. But. It's GRAND.
InsanePixy: YES. It is
kayxz blows: lol ;]
InsanePixy: lmao. You were all "Smoozle sounds cuter that SEX."
kayxz blows: LOL. It does :X
InsanePixy: rofl *nod*
kayxz blows: heart's for our kyuteness.
InsanePixy: Yes. Many *hearts*
kayxz blows: :D
InsanePixy: If we were together, in the same room, the room would be all *'SPLODE!* from our cuteness. ;x
InsanePixy: Because so much cute can not be contained in a single area. ;x
kayxz blows: YES. Omg. We would. And everyone who stared at us would DIE from the kyuteness.
InsanePixy: YES.
kayxz blows: I know. Thats why we must be so far away. But one day. We'll kill many. Choke them with our kyuteness.
InsanePixy: They'd be like "AH! *'splode*"
InsanePixy: lol
InsanePixy: AAAAAAAHAHAH. ;x
kayxz blows: We'd never go -'splode- because.. we have mastered our kyuteness enough not to.
InsanePixy: Yes.
InsanePixy: We have Cute Control :D
kayxz blows: We're like.. the Yoda's... of Kyuteness.
InsanePixy: rofl. YES.
InsanePixy: Cute are we, yes.
kayxz blows: Everyone tries to be up in our KYUTE GRILL.. and we're all "yo back off dis sheit. we're fuckin yodas"
InsanePixy: Be so cute you when you 900 are? Nooo. Cute be Yoda's of cuteness.
InsanePixy: LOL
kayxz blows: lol. hrm. be kyute yodas, we will.
InsanePixy: I almost read that as "we're fuckin yoda." Almost didn't see the s. ;x
kayxz blows: ROFL.
kayxz blows: LMAO. I'd fuck yoda :X
InsanePixy: I was like..."I am NOT fuckin yoda..." ;x
InsanePixy: LMAO ;x
kayxz blows: I'll do it. You can watch :X
InsanePixy: Kai. :D
kayxz blows: And take pictures for Asian. So he can WISH he was fuckin yoda.
InsanePixy: Yoda would orgasm weirdly. ;x
kayxz blows: "hrm.. orgasming i am"
InsanePixy: rofl
kayxz blows: "hrm... feels good, it does"
InsanePixy: lmao
Hope You Enjoyed. Go AWAY now. :)
