~*ReTaRdEd StUpId PoSeR BiTcH*~
Favorite Activities
- Bein' a mama
- bein' a damn good girlfriend
~*Juggalo Links*~
Heidi's site
You Can Download ToXiN's music here
cutest pic's of my baby
My live journal
~*Loved again*~ July 11th, 2002. My best friend Chris was killed in a car accident, I miss you every day, and I love you more than anything.
~*Instant Messangers*~
Aol~ Kimikee101
Yahoo~ Gothic_Princess_Kimikee or Cute_n_Gothic
MSN~ Kimikee101@hotmail.com
Bryce James Born : May 21st, 2004 @ 10:15 am, due to a C-section. n' he's cute as hell, I love you baby! Sometimes I just feel as if I can sit and cry!~*
boogie_man692004: dont cry kimmi..smile it makes people wonder wut ur up 2
~*Most Annoying personality of the moment*~ Preps (don't expect this to change any)
~*Song of the week*~ cannibal Corpse - I will kill you
BIGGEST PET PEEVEs ~*LIARS*~
~* CHEATERS *~
~*People who lie to get into peoples pants*~
~*People who run out on their children and then lie about why they left*~
~*People blaming others for their actions*~
PROUD MEMBER OF THE FTC!!! (fat thigh club)
~*Gothic Princess Kimikee*~
*~Profile~*
Age: ah, yes, 19, one year closer to 21...that magical number that lets you drink, too bad I have to wait two more years :| to be legal anyway! :D so uhhh...yea!
Location: In your Dreams
Marital Status:no more stress guys!!!Oh I am so happy! confused alittle but happy...taken as of: July 29th, 2004 I love you Ryan!
~*A lil' about the princess*~
I'm 19, I live in Michigan, I have the best boifriend in the world named Ryan! and a Son named Bryce ( BJ ) My best friends name is Heidi. My other best friend, Keli, is three months pregnant! hmmm...her babies daddy left her too! imagine that...well, keli, I hope you find someone to love you and your baby like I did. My brother's name is tim, and him and his Ex-girlfriend Amanda will be having their baby in Feb. Congrats guys! I'm hopefully moving out of my house very very soon, I'm going to be getting an apartment with my boifriend, my son, his friend, and my friend. I hope this will be fun! I'm so excited! anyway, I'm a hard core juggalette! except sorri guys, I don't show my tits...sorri...those are for people with special passes, and sorri, none of you have them! currently I reside at home with my mother and father, who have this insane hate for my boifriend, because of the past. LET IT GO ALREADY! jesus, grow up, move on! get over it! it doesn't bother me, so it shouldn't bother you! anyway baby! I love you! and I'm promising you this! I am not going to dwell on the past, just please don't hurt me like that again! I want this relationship to last a long time, and hopefully we will reach that point in the distant future where wedding rings are involved and you can adopt bryce, but until then, I hope you can settle on being the best step daddi ever! we love you, and you mean everything to us!
~*Shout Outs*~
~*Ryan*~I accept! I love you, and the sex isn't bad either *haha* I was going to say just kiddin', but I'm not! *haha* well, I'm glad you want to be with me n' the babi!! I hope someday we can get married and live happily ever after, but right now, I'm not ready, and your not either! we need to grow up alittle bit more, and maybe we can have that backyard wedding..*haha* no special weddings...blah on weddings! annoying! geez! anyway! I love you...fight the crack!
*~Heidi~* sup Ladies? my names slim shady! I'm the lead singer of D12 babi! yeah, I know, I need a life...I can't help it guys, Eminem is hawt! I'd so totally do him, in a heart beat! wow, I just said totally...wow, I'm a stupid cunt now arn't I? we are so totally even now, I helped you move, and you helped me with...well...everything! and all the Ciggies I bum off of you! :) but uh yea! on with my singing! they're all like! DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!! Sorri, I had to swich songs, Couldn't think of the words right now! Fight the Crack!
*~Tim~*fuck her, and her boy toy! everyone is realli realli makin' me mad! her journal, is making me mad! she's making me mad! I'm going to punch her if she doesn't leave us along! fucking annoying bitch! GOD! what a stupid cunt! anyway, I'm sorry your hurting, bryce will make you feel better! fight the crack!
*~FACKO~*Your a great guy, and if I lived in tx, insted of michigan, maybe we would date, but I'm in Michigan, and I have the best guy in the world, who loves my son like his own, and he's just...amazing...Maybe if me and Ryan ever break up, I kinda hope we don't though...haha...sorri! Fight the Crack
~*DJ*~Sup hunni? yea, you should get rich n' buy me some boobs...I'll let you play with them! so when are we hanging out? come entertain me! no one ever entertains me, I'm always bored at home with my vibrator...wait...didn't I just say that outloud? wait...I don't have a vibrator...OMG! I want one...someone buy me a vibrator! fight the crack!
*~MISSY*~I'm so glad we're not fightin' anymore! I hated not talking to you, and you shouldn't try to OD anymore! I love you too much! we're good homies! and I cant lose anymore! three's too many with Chris, Brandon, and Tim! I can't do it anymore! stay alive and stay safe! fuck men! HALLOWICKED 2004 BABI!!!! I'm Fuckin' pumped babe! you have no idea! and new years, Imma be so drunk you won't know my name! :) partyin' probably with the Columbiaville fire fighters...like always! fight the crack!
~*Cody*~Oh, Meghan had her babi, I'm so excited! oh, I hope she's cute, I wanna see pics! I don't realli have too much to say to you! I always tell you what I want you to know, right away because your always on!! so uhhh...yea...lol...ummm...Fight the crack?
~*Zach*~I know you don't like Ryan, and I know you just want me to be happy, but please, for my sake, get along with him...if I choose that path...right now, I'm realli tempted to stop talking to him all together, he's confusing me, and I can't cry anymore! LETS WATCH PORN!!! omg! porn is awesome! makes me happy! :) ummm...yea...boob! fight the crack!
*~Justin~* yea, we only hung out that one time, but uhhh...yeah! hi...sup? long time no see! been busy with the kid n' all uhh...yea...Fight the crack!
~*Eric*~ Your a fuckin' sick mother fucker you know that, you need to go commit suicide you stupid fuck! why don't you end the worlds pain and kill yourself! if you stay here, your just going to make this place even more pathetic, and stupid! Just kill yourself, and makes us all happy!
*~Hack-i-poo~* my big strong man! you should come see me, we'll backyard wrestle babe! you know I'd kick your skinny ass! :) lol, that'd be fun! I'm excited now...lol, I got a trampoline, we can have some fun on that, if ya want! :) *wink wink* fight the crack!
~*JOEJOE*~ I love our phone convo's! they rawk! when your all sittin' on your ass at work! watchin' TV! should you be...uhh...working? haha! lazy ass kids! your still hawt though...I'd do ya!lol...Love you babe! fight the crack!
*~TINA~*when you comin' to see my babi? he's cute! and I need pics with you and him! for my album! damnit! awww, I still love you thou! aight? stay crazy, and I'm glad you had fun at the gathering without me! *long sigh* maybe next time! Fight the Crack
~*STAR*~oh star, I love you, and I'm sorri your hubby is a dick, if you want I'll go over to Iraq and castrate him...:) so then he won't be fuckin' anymore bitches! :) why do men have to do that? wow, every boyfriend I have had, has cheated on me! man, fuck it, I'm movin' in with you! you'll protect me...right?fight the crack!
~*Quotes*~
When life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy's in the eyes.
love is pain, so why love?
~*Funniest lies*~
I love you.
your so beautiful
no babi, I don't think you look fat
~*Funniest, best, and worse pick up lines*~
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? (introduced to me by FACKO)
Nice Shoes...wanna fuck?
are you tired? You should be because you've been running through my mind all damn day.
HEY GURL SIT ON MY LAP AND TELL ME THE FIRST THING THAT GETS HARD
Walk up to a woman,look her up and down while saying 'M-M-M-M!! BABY JUST CALL ME MILK CAUSE I CAN DO YOUR BODY GOOD!!
DAMB BABY GIRL U LOOK LIKE A TALL GLASS OF WATER AND IM THIRSTY,SAY IT LIKE U REALLY MEAN IT EVEN IF THE BEELAATCH AINT ALL THAT GREAT
LOOK AT A GIRL LIKE SHES REAL FINE, THEN SAY HOW U DOEN,REPLIES ''GOOD'' ''FINE'', THEN U LOOK UP AND DOWN AT HER AND SAY YES U R
Was your father a chicken farmer...becuase you sure know how to raise the cock
You must work for UPS, because I swear I saw you checking out my package.
Male: do you have the time.(when she looks for time say) Not that, time to holla at me for a second
(IF U RAPPING AGAINST SOMEONE AND THEY SAY U AN'T SHIT THEN TELL THEM) U NOT FUCKING WITH ME EVEN IF WE RAN A TRAIN ON A BITCH
IF U LIKE THIS DOG....CANU BE MY BITCH
SAY GURL IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST YOU . OR SAY CAN I SEE . SEE WHAT . YOU IN BED AT 2
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
Fancy a fuck?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I'm sorri, it's not like you guys haven't seen this like 800 times already with all my profiles n' shit, but
~*I LOVE YOU RYAN*~